diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index f6c6294..d7bbafc 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ Jesus christ, fine.
 1. Go to the `dist/` folder
 2. Copy the contents of `build.js` into your clipboard
 3. Paste this into your Discord client's devtools
-4. Repeat everytime you start your client
+4. Repeat every time you start your client
 
 Are you happy now?
 
@@ -40,9 +40,9 @@ Because it's
 -   Doesn't have any plugins
 -   Will break at the slightest poke or prod (related to the first one)
 
-### Who's your least favourite sin?
+### Who's your least favorite sin?
 
-Probably Mammon, due to a mix of me not liking their sin in general (greed 👎), and them being an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE in nearly every fancanon out there.
+Probably Mammon, due to a mix of me not liking their sin in general (greed 👎), and them being an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE in nearly every fan-canon out there.
 
 # Screenshots