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 ## FAQ
 
 **Q**: Should I use this?\
-**A**: No. (seriously, don't) ((your cartoon bendy privileges will be taken away if you do))
+**A**: Please don't. Jank is bad for your computer, your eyes, your soul, and your cat.\