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<Base title="ruthenic.com: About Us">
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    <h2>Who are you?</h2>
    <p>
        Either the most boring person you know or the most insane person you
        know
    </p>
    <h2>You don't seem insane to me?</h2>
    <p>Have you not noticed the "Fanfic" section of this website yet?</p>
    <h2>What is this website for?</h2>
    <p>
        Posting random shit on my blog and/or serving as a platform for my
        "writing"
    </p>
    <h2>Why is writing in quotes?</h2>
    <p>Refer to my answer to question 2</p>
    <h2>
        Damn bro that's crazy, but have you considered getting some bitches?
    </h2>
    <p>
        Only if they're fictional. You may notice that introduces a slight
        paradox which means that I will never get bitches until someone figures
        out multi-dimensional travel (never)
    </p>
    <h2>Where are you from?</h2>
    <p>
        40.31514922688336, -83.06496911453435 (not really, I'm from South
        Carolina which is slightly more sane than Ohio)
    </p>
    <h2>What is your least favorite organ?</h2>
    <p>
        Tough question, but the gallbladder is pointless and will probably prove
        to be quite painful in the future
    </p>
    <h2>But the gallbladder doesn't sell for very much on the black market.</h2>
    <p>Wait are you trying to sell my organs- HELP</p>
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