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title: "A Story Of Subliminals: Part 1.75"
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description: Back to basics.
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pubDate: Tue, Nov 8 2022
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Welcome to another episode of "stalling on actually doing anything that takes effort. This time, I am returning to my roots, and laughing at stupid people saying stupid things in stupid videos, because it tends to be either really funny or really sad, and emotional numbness is overrated.
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Starting off, we have the 'incredible banger' of female demon subliminal, who's insanity has mind-fucked the YouTube age-restriction algorithm so much that, somehow, they've managed to put softcore porn in thumbnails and keep videos accessable to minors. "Sadly," their channel is now inactive (although I have a theory that there is a cartel of these channels all co-operating for material gain), but it has left us with some banger content, such as:
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/physco.png"
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alt="become female cartoon bendy physco devil subliminal"
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spoiler={true}
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/>
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<br/>
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/dimay.png"
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alt="i am becoming female cartoon bendy
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i have a senpai cartoon demon named cartoon senpai bendy
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i got to yandere school for learn ink powers and a abllity to kill other anime humans
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who anyone toches senpai bendy will die
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i am female cartoon bendy
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i am becoming female bendy
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i am female cartoon bendy forever
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i am transforming and becoming female cartoon bendy
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yandere school is right near me
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affirmations song gospel of dimay
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listen every minute of the day
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still have my voice"
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/>
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I hope you love the 'gospel of dimay,' because here it is! After becoming 'female cartoon bendy,' you can even go to 'yandere school,' learn 'ink powers,' and have the ability to kill 'other anime humans.' How exciting! (complete lies)
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/bendycock.png"
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alt="screenshot of bendy sucking dick~"
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spoiler={true}
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/>
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That's... that's just Bendy sucking off the Ink Demon variation of himself. Like, literally. I mean, hot, but this is in a YouTube video. Available to children. W H A T
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/bendyfeet.png"
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alt="screenshot of a fem!bendy's feet~"
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spoiler={true}
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/>
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THEY'RE A FOOT FETISHIST TOO?!?! How many drugs were involved here?!
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I was originally prepared to end this section here, but then I discovered... THEY HAVE A NEWER CHANNEL.
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(Update: The channel was actually taken down! For some reason! Not sure whether this is a bad thing for history or a great thing so I never have to see it again.. honestly this might be the only place on the internet with some of these thumbnails which is interesting.)
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/tallulah.png"
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alt="subliminal tallulah maker"
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source="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCptH23Erka16fYI5LpxC7wg"
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/>
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OH MY GOD. PLEASE KILL ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Please tell me that at least the content isn't *worse*, right? Please? God? Satan? Maybe even Zeus? Anyone?
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/bendybabyproblems.png"
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alt="comic panel of 'bendy' saying 'I'm okay, j-just umm... baby problems again.'"
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/>
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I- what?
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/becomegregnant.png"
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alt="cutout of video title saying 'become pregnant'"
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/>
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Oh.
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/pregegnantwithdevilbendy.png"
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alt="the full video title saying 'become pregnant'"
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/>
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Oh god.
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/suddenlypregonate.png"
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alt="cutout of video title saying 'become pregnant with devil bendy inside your belly unisex'"
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spoiler={true}
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warning="Show image of pregnancy"
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/>
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OH GOD.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT COULD GET WORSE, BUT IT FUCKING CAN!?!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN BECOME PREGNANT WITH A FUCKING CREATURE MADE OUT OF INK, AND A FUCKING WOLF FROM HELL?!?!??! I'M PRETTY SURE HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE!
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/progantecydescription.png"
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alt="baby pregnancy womb !❤❤❤
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fast baby growing
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no birth
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I am having alot of babies
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my belly grows bigger and more bigger
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immortal younger adult
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pregnancy sudden
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loona wolf baby pregnancy womb and❤❤ movements ❤❤❤
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heavy pregnant movements!!😈❤❤❤
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baby bendy pregnancy womb 🖤🖤🖤
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round belly pregnancy bigger and massive ❤
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my family dont mind me been pregnant
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body becomes pregnant fast
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bigger breasts milk
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stronger pregnancy movements!!!❤❤❤❤
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immortal pregnancy women
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growing fast a alien baby inside my belly
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growing fast immediately ink bendy baby from bendy and the ink machine
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staying pregnant forever
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growing fast immediately baby xenomorph
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extreme baby kicks and extremely stronger pregnancy movements ❤❤❤❤❤
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feeling the milk inside your boobs
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baby kicks! insanely
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90 weeks pregnancy
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you can ask your babies to grow faster inside your belly
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affirm results fast pregnancy body results
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works on anyone
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flush"
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?????? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
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- Why is a xenomorph involved? That wasn't even in the title?
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- INSANE baby kicks
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- "you can ask your babies to grow faster inside your belly" Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Are the babies fucking sentient? Can they interpret what you say? How the fuck else would that work?
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- "feeling the milk inside your boobs" how does that even- i'm- what.
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- "flush" why don't i flush this subliminal down the toilet instead
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As I am preparing to off myself after reading this entire description, I will hand the writing process off to my friend (who asked to remain uncredited (understandably)), who has some hopefully less insanity-inducing content to discuss.
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/godgaming.png"
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alt="screenshot of the thumbnail of the rain ultimate gamer subliminal"
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source="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvw6f4ZE11IZ"
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/>
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"ultimate rain gamer"? What the fuck is a *rain* gamer?
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/scamgod.png"
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alt="silent nft god subliminal"
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source="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvw6f4ZE11IZ"
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/>
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This *silent* subliminal can make me a scammer? Amazing!
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/itiswork.png"
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alt="2. Is it work? One word. Believe in yourself and it will work."
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/>
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I just have to believe in myself to start making fat stacks????? How the hell does that even work??????????
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I'm gonna be looking like this in a just a few listens?
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/filthymoney.gif"
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alt="gif of huell from breaking bad laying down in a pallet of money"
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/>
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/acrimoniousodious.png"
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alt="rap like eminem subliminal"
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source="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Titd9K3l3Y"
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It's that easy to become a rapper? Maybe I can finally start a SoundCloud career (not really)
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<Image
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img="https://media.ruthenic.com/blog/subliminal3/jesse.png"
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alt="be like walter white subliminal"
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source="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzm0meSsDBk"
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/>
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Jesse, we need to cook up some fresh subliminals.
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Anyways, I'm gonna hand it back over to Drake who has stopped wanting to end his entire blogging career.
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(No guarantees btw, I'm still a bit traumatized)
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Well now that I've been forced by the authorities to put away the rope (It was just for BDSM I swear officer!!!!!!1!11!1), I guess I should actually follow up on the last entry in this series. And, believe it or not; I actually did something!
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I managed to write down a *whole list* of affirmations (or whatever)!
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- Fizzarolli will leave hints of his existence (if desired)
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- You will meet Fizzarolli as soon as possible
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- Fizzarolli will be nice to you (if desired)
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- Fizzarolli will love you (if desired)
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- Fizzarolli cannot hurt you or the people you care about
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- Fizzarolli will hurt the people you want him to
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- Fizzarolli can hurt whoever the hell else he wants to though
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- Fizzarolli will live his ideal lifestyle
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- Fizzarolli will help you live your ideal lifestyle
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- Fizzarolli can help you travel between Earth and Hell at will
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- Fizzarolli will spend all the time you and him want together
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- Fizzarolli will help you adopt Pijul as your main VCS (if desired)
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- I will be happy with the results of this subliminal
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- I will always get my desired results (if desired)
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- Fizzarolli will enjoy his time with you (if he desires)
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- Most effective after 5+ listens
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Of course, this is not complete. I have to fill up a whole couple of minutes with these! So, I still have stuff left to do, but progress is progress, right?
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Welp, that's about it for this one, stay tuned for Subliminal 1.875! (just kidding, 2 is coming soon™️) |
