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Kind: captions
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Language: en
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hello and welcome to the to an
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introduction to this video
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where we do an intro for once so
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this video might seem a little off
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because it's it's actually cut out from
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an
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hour-long recording session that i did
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that will be released later
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is the variety is the is a ver
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is a variety as a variety episode
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basically
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just a bunch of them but this i figured
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was good enough it had all the qualities
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of
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fan fiction that we like on here so i
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figured
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that we could just do it use it
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so so i cut it out and this is what
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we're gonna see
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so thanks bye
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and i can't remember what i was about to
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say uh
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i remember this one now i can't remember
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it was this one or another one
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but one of these was really concerning
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but you know what since this is the
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variety episode
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we don't have a reason not to am i right
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this is gonna be the
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variety episode yeah it's settled at
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your bio why in
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the spider species spider demon know
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what you you were in the mob suit
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they have a reason for being what they
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are generally
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uh you can't just be what you want
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oh god excited cheerful nervous happy
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for giving me sympathetic company
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friendly coming back and allowing
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serious
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occupation patience of the happy hotel
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slash husband hotel slash
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yes singer dancer member of angel dustin
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cherry bomb that's not how that works
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uh charlie main best friend ready to
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tell us when if they're closer friend
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he'll score inside a friend
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alistair one's out of friend cherry
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wrong close friend enemies blah blah
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blah
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same ones literally anyone else in the
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series boyfriend soon to be husband
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uh let's see what yeah i'm awkward and
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gay
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so but how i'm kind of an [ __ ]
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no i'm kind of mean though then how then
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then htf that ended up in hell
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noting that abbreviation uh
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how did the hell end in well hell cool
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the opposite of me uh sounds exactly
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like me it's either
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not me or me also you can't
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can't just write a character that's
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totally ambiguous as to what their
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personality
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is you can't do that you might not know
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what their personality is until you
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start getting into the group of writing
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but they're gonna have a personality of
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some kind even if even if it massively
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oh yeah oh god how do you want to meet
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angel dust
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and the pro and husband hotel prologue
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he sees you when you're leaning back
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against the wall
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or something else perhaps yes
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meeting him
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once again relatively sure that's just
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the credits not even bothering at this
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point though
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oh boy it's pilot time gamers
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it's been two weeks since you arrived in
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hell and yet you were struggling you had
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no money no house no nothing
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you tried to ask her out but no one was
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going to help you out so you decided you
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were better off alone
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as you were as you walking down on the
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street
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oh yeah this is going to be good you
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sighed
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sigh well i guess it couldn't get much
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worse
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uh i wonder where this is going you said
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that just as you said that you heard a
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car coming why did i just say that
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you jumped in the way and quickly hidden
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in that way when you did you watched
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something or someone exit the vehicle
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what how there's not some things what
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you
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yes
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as you look at the white female out of
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context
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that sounds bad and blushed the way she
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looked
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wow she looks so beautiful
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you said you continue to watch yes
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thanks for the fun time hot stuff yeah
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listen keep this discreet hear me
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i can't let it get i don't know from my
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services durando's on the street it was
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a quick cash grab
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you got it he asked whatever he is
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like
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oh oh such an insult
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let me know when you come up with
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something great if you call me a
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stack-up holy package holy [ __ ]
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tell the missus i said i comes angel
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said
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you watched as the car left leaving him
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behind
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he i don't know how we know it's a he
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already
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you watched as a car left right here
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behind he didn't turn around you thought
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he was looking at you so you quickly hit
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ah this is the alleyway they're talking
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about i see
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well let me just uh yeah this is the
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variety episode no one cares about what
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i'm doing so
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uh let's just do a little bit of photo
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editing
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copy image paste here here we go here's
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what here's how it looks so
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let's see so let's just uh blow up our
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image a little bit there we go
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let's grab our black let's just grab our
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uh
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i know i think it needs to be white
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instead just where it's invisible
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against the background
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uh all right all right all right all
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right all right
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uh let's just grab the line yup uh
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simply fantastic drawing i must say i
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definitely belong on the on the spindle
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horse
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team after this one uh let's see just
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it's perfect it's perfect this is
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exactly what the author intended
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all right give me a second i'm actually
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just going to post this on discord real
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quick
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all right we're back i i mean i just had
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to have a rest after that
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even ignoring me posting on discord
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sadly
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uh see i bet the comments are gonna be
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worth oc
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don't do drugs kids do angel instead
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do not take my advice
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literally just that quote
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oh you braced him to come at you but you
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didn't he watched it
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you watched it he pulled out a bag of
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drugs but but suddenly take it from him
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hey you and him stu said at the same
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time he then looked around you said that
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and you quickly had
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up yours drag show they said but then a
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rock
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came out of the out of nowhere and
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crushed the thief even though
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leaving leave it leaving the white male
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shocked
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oh my god my drags damn it he said as he
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gasps
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actually didn't actually need a spit
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after that
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by the way no no it is not
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it's not blood yet
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once again literally just ranged from
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he then looked up and you looked up to
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see a blimp shooting at buildings there
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you know but he did he looked around
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once and saw you watching
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hey yo he said he snapped out of fault
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and gasps because he's all coming to you
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you quickly hit him clinched in fear how
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do you clench in fear
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what's the matter why are you hiding he
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you didn't say anything
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come on there's no sense in hiding i
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just saw you come on i ain't gonna hurt
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you or anything
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you didn't want to believe it but the
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way he said sounded promising
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you slowly emerge from your hiding spot
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that's it come on he said
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now how do i know you won't reject me
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like everyone else you
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yeah just wait wait wait
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no no no that's our character that's why
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uh that's it come on
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he said how do i know that you won't
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reject me like everyone else you just
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asked
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just trust me he said you walked runs
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the light and you stared out
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sir no one what how did you crawl out of
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you asked i'm yin but if i had any
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friends they'd call me
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cute name he said making you blush
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why did you say that we're both males
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you're a male
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right you said that you asked don't tell
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anyone this but i'm actually a male in
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disguise as a female
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big bunk named anthony but i'm better
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known as angelus pleased to meet you
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angel said as he extended his hand out
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you too you said did you grab his hand
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he pulled you to him
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i don't know where you came from but i
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okay okay okay i gotta pause to regain
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my health and not check discord totally
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not check discord
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all right all right we're back we're
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all right i'd say the same to you but
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i'm afraid it would send me the wrong
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message what
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everyone gets the wrong message in hell
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so no worries uh
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well anyway what are we gonna do with
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the blind
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you asked oh i have an old friend over
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there that's having
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fun might as well tagging you're welcome
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to tag along if you want
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angel said i don't know you said
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don't tell me you haven't done anything
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like this because i promise if you
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didn't
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i can teach you how we do things here
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now come on i think i'll be
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fine angel said
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define your way of fun you said
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that's a good question uh in many ways
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you don't know
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angel said it's all about it inside all
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right
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i'll try excellent but first we gotta
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get you in the character
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really as he discreetly hu dug your
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hands into a shirt into your shirt
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oh really you asked angel smart and you
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felt your fur chest
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fur chest pushed up
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uh he you flinched in after your minutes
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he dug his hands out
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man you didn't tell me that your phone
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was super soft
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angel said oh god what was that voice i
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turned in there to a minute
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you opened your eyes and looked down to
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realize what angel did
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and flushed no one's here i've been
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going on
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oh we hit an hour and i missed it damn
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well that's cool uh i'm probably gonna
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cut this last one out now i think about
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it
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and so i can do this for a separate
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series because this is
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better than i remember uh it's
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it's got enough of those uh weird
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grammar mistakes to be funny
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it's got enough plot quality to be
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interesting
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and it's a fan fiction so it'll be bad
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as well i'm not saying all fanfictions
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are bad most of them are though
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anyways you opened your eyes and looked
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down
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to realize what angel did and blushed
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you know blush on
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you can't blush on a man and even if i
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did you wouldn't know
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angel are you crazy i look like i have
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breath now people think i'm a girl
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now you said blushing and you look at me
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i'm pressed up chest for a real
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real revealing what looks like what
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looks like you have rest
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that's the fun part besides you're a
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spider like me trust me
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you stick with me and i'll teach you the
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basics to the advanced you're the
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working hell
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oh and by the way along the way it gets
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sexual
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angel says he walked he blushed again
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what does he mean by that you asked
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don't you know what do you mean
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or did you ask that yourself in your
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head
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so anyways you get my
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you get my bad grammar clap that because
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that's what me when i wake up me drugs
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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blah blah
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okay are we gonna continue reading i'm
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not reading this next part
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i'm honestly saving this for next time
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let's just uh pop it into
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choose i think i have another like no i
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don't have that in this computer so
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we're just gonna save it with the
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videos uh
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ff to finish or f or fftf
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we're just gonna save it there and let's
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see what oh i don't know you can do tags
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that's cool
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uh fan fiction videos to read
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there we go perfect uh
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all right okay i might call this here
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honestly
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because i still gotta edit this part out
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which i am gonna edit this part out i've
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so it's probably gonna end up being less
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than an hour sadly
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and i'm also gonna have to end up
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recording a separate outro
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so yeah uh
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goodbye for now i get oh yeah let me
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just actually put this in there
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uh blah fftf
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</endoftext>
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<startoftext>
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just the constant grind gamers
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i'm actually sick now so i'm probably
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not going to be objecting to this
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as much as normal but as you can see
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i've said
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[ __ ] wattpad and we're going to the two
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other main sources of fanfiction online
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ao3 and fanfiction.net
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uh i i have already found one that is
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using
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literal important tags good
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slash bad start depending on what you
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think
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oh god so
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let's see why do we have uh i've already
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been through the first page
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nothing interesting here it
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the why is there so many of those
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how do you have 19 of those i'm not even
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oh god let's see
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nothing that interesting all of this is
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kind of boring
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i say i'm sick but then i laugh like
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that
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oh yeah all right i'm just going to read
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all these
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uh graphic depictions of violence
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christopher million says
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the crystalline campers mentioned
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also i like this tag this tag usually
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means
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my story is [ __ ] up
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yes that's what it means totally
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see nothing interesting nothing that
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looks like it's terribly written
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this is also are they just cross posting
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now
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i'm terrible at ideas so let's see how
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okay to start off
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number one makes no sense
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because imps are hellborn so why would
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that that that will end up just being
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smart from whoever writes it
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and
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that one just doesn't make any sense
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okay i gotta read these ideas
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what oh god i don't mean castro sees
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although that literally just seems like
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you replaced a few names
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and changed a few things doesn't really
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change anything
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oh god okay okay this one's this one's
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definitely gotta go
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cut throat good and or terrible pun
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depending on how you look at it
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i have no way to tie this outside of ao3
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so chapters won't be unfinished i do not
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use trigger warnings take that to tumblr
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as mental is not for children so neither
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will this pick be oh and
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brown is not dead yeah i don't yeah that
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would that would uh
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nope not one to usually say too soon but
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if he had died and you wrote this
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that would be too soon
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i suck at certain lesser character
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personalities so if you butcher the two
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characters who have literally not been
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seen in the show yet
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i'm sorry alton bears contest
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oh god oh god oh my god
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alton bears contest bear
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bear what
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oh god i read ahead i need to stop doing
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that without reading
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a loud whale pierced through the sky and
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with it came a dark form that fell
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through the red clouds are ended with a
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hard thus on the ground
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yes the thus on the ground the figure
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sat up and rubbed their head
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a tuft of brown care covered his head in
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the rest of his body
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he stood up and turned around and
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around scared of his surroundings
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he could have given out a warning before
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dropping me he brushed himself
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fixing his chef uniform another thing
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was no longer white but black blue
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borders buttons he patted his head once
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more oh where is it did i drop
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did i drop that's always what i do when
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you encounter one of those
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you you act like the characters you got
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just got fiber wired
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uh seeing what he was looking for he
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picked it up a chef's hat which he fit
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it over his head and covered the fuzzy
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brown bare ears
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also alton bay that makes me hate that
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once you fixed up you walk down the
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street and looking consciously okay you
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put me in hell in the car
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what no now i'm just confused
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i'm talking about i'm right here
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alton behind my card rolled up and
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stopped them in the lord within the car
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was a well-dressed man with porcelain
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skin
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loose not so loud yes get in
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the man the door open and the man split
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over to allow alton
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in once in and safe the driver drove off
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lucifer
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offered a drink in which alton took
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there we go got my caffeine fix get it
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because it's probably alcohol and that
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caffeine is a drug
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good to see you you'll be a wonderful
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addition to the mayhem around here the
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residents are getting rather bored
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sure i'm not stuck here right wait
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between the obvious liquor event
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so you you somehow got in contact with
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you you somehow
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did is there just a magic portal that
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loose for waved a hand of course not
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hell has no
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room for someone so well hell has no
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room for someone so
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well no hell has no room and you weren't
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put here you'll be returned to heaven by
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the end of the week
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oh he's out of heaven oh
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alt inside with relief engulfed down the
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rest of his drink
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outside the window they were parked at
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what seemed to be a news station
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the building all the cargo looked like
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what either looked like
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red skin or thick red what
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and either red red wed
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red skin or thick webs alton wasn't sure
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which
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was clearly labeled news station 666
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a large radio tower loomed overhead
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broadcasting whatever new event was
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taking place in his business
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lucer led him into the building and up
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to the back room to prepare you mustn't
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give him much other than script
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which he threw in the trash he watched
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the two newscasters and prepared for his
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q
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will we see him forecast a blood of
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mayhem in the northwest hemisphere
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followed by the guts of enemies later
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this evening
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anything to add tom up next we have a
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special guest straight from heaven
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not god but alan brown
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alias my the gamer alan brown
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alton yeah yeah
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you were there slash us uh rolled his
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eyes and stepped it to his
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spot on stage when he did he was greeted
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with stifled rafter and giggles from the
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audience
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well i'm sorry we did did we get sent
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the wrong person
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you look like a child's teddy bear katie
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left
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she was right his ears were not well
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covered with champagne
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and despite the fact that he finds her
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claws his fluffy fur and less than scary
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features compared to the rest of the
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humans
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demons he dare he was there he say it
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cute hi i'm
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alton brown he ignored what
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he corrected while ignoring the laughter
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i speak host of cut throat
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no space also to t can you spell that
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actually
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assuming it's like a cut
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through a rope cut throat right
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alton he should be out to cut road
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kitchen then i died
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and i'm here to answer new contests
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given by your um
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leader in quotation marks apparently
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themes in the studio went silently spoke
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about the contest through university one
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free woods granted by lucifer with no
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strings attached asked a risk
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apart from the one string that is so
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just as the camera's about paying back
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to a stun katie alton made one less
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comment
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per request from lucifer this will be a
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cooking contest like unlike any other i
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won't allow just anyone to join you must
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have experience beyond your demon powers
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yes i am very sure that will happen
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[Music]
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once cameron's back down to katie owen
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left with snap demons in the audience
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chatting amongst themselves
|
|
the show was about to begin
|
|
asterisk asterisk asterisk extra attack
|
|
i just had to take a little pause there
|
|
within the hotel members of the
|
|
residents have been watching the news
|
|
with every bit of information charlie's
|
|
smile grow
|
|
bigger i'm floating my slime along
|
|
maggie said behind her wasn't skewed
|
|
with her blocking the tv a little
|
|
charlie's movements told her she was
|
|
i don't know how your movements reveal
|
|
once alton walked off stage and
|
|
presumably cut the commercial
|
|
charlie began jumping excitedly i'm not
|
|
jumping i'm not doing sound effects
|
|
today
|
|
oh my gosh maggie do you know what this
|
|
means oh you can get more publicity for
|
|
the
|
|
hotel that you've already ruined on the
|
|
exact same television network
|
|
you're going to enter the contest and
|
|
have your dad wish to tell to be a
|
|
success
|
|
exactly it's going to be great well
|
|
are you sure you're not exempt i mean he
|
|
is your dad
|
|
no yeah yeah that actually makes sense
|
|
because you know
|
|
very biased as we say but i mean it's
|
|
not like
|
|
what's his name it's not like lucifer is
|
|
gonna be
|
|
judging the contest probably trademark
|
|
charlie soldiers slumped
|
|
and she let go of magazine folder only
|
|
across the stretch short and thought i
|
|
can try right of course so we'll take
|
|
your tips for applying
|
|
vegas such as right our friends to the
|
|
kitchen in the kitchen
|
|
if you i'm gonna oh god i can't read any
|
|
more of this
|
|
i'm gonna start making these tts videos
|
|
and the kitchen nifty was scuttering
|
|
about after cleaning up
|
|
after very busy eldester who was busy
|
|
making some kind culinary concoction
|
|
my favorite the scent of cooking meat
|
|
and vegetables lingered and landed on
|
|
charlie's nose it almost picked her up
|
|
and carried her through the oven
|
|
i'm just going to say this i'm quite a
|
|
big fan of cup kitchen it is far better
|
|
than chopped
|
|
a doughnut me wow wow that smells
|
|
delicious hey well hey thank you my dear
|
|
he shooed vague to move away from
|
|
another subsequent sauce that was
|
|
simmering
|
|
did you see the news too yes i just did
|
|
it i'm happy to announce that i'm
|
|
applying for the contest
|
|
alistair said maggie scout
|
|
a radio demon wondering what's up too
|
|
alistair you need to be cheerful and
|
|
reassure the girls
|
|
don't worry i'm hoping to win to help
|
|
this place we didn't make a deal after
|
|
all
|
|
you didn't actually but okay as soon as
|
|
smile shred across his face and while
|
|
vaga wasn't impressed with rincey would
|
|
help charlie getting the benefit out
|
|
once more
|
|
this is going to be great she's up with
|
|
a bounce in herself with both of us
|
|
entering we have a better chance of
|
|
winning
|
|
i'm not even this has
|
|
why would you know i'm not going to say
|
|
anything
|
|
about lucifer not wanting alistar to win
|
|
we don't know the canon
|
|
unless it's in a podcast somewhere i'm
|
|
i'm
|
|
i'm going to make a reference to how
|
|
annoying that is
|
|
going back to cooking pouring the sauce
|
|
over the cooked vegetables and flipping
|
|
them over the paint now inspired
|
|
charlotte graduated from being their own
|
|
recipe
|
|
further downtown the porn studio was
|
|
oddly silent
|
|
valentino was in his office coming
|
|
through local newspaper and eyeing the
|
|
front page cover about the cooking
|
|
contest
|
|
this day had been on the the day he had
|
|
been on his arms loose for popping into
|
|
the news of his own and it weighed on
|
|
oh no you did include it i can't
|
|
why why didn't you include include alton
|
|
brown
|
|
should have included them in the
|
|
character smh where's the cutthroat
|
|
kitchen fandom at where my cut worth
|
|
kitchen fandom homies at
|
|
oh god no i gotta come up with fake
|
|
voices oh boy
|
|
what do you mean our deal is off
|
|
valentino sneering stunk
|
|
stroke strut strut struggle to keep
|
|
composure
|
|
valentino sat in the chair or lucifer
|
|
sat on the chair
|
|
from vala's death because he unfolded
|
|
neatly in despite the groin was not
|
|
happy about telling him
|
|
valid news population in hell has
|
|
exceeded expectations
|
|
in other words the bars to keep more
|
|
powerful demons from being safe from
|
|
execution
|
|
is moved you should be grateful i'm even
|
|
warning you
|
|
lucifer said frankly the color drained
|
|
from valentino's face and he
|
|
unable to really do anything he was no
|
|
match for lucifer he huffed and took a
|
|
drag
|
|
is that the term from a cigarette
|
|
letting the sensation calm before taking
|
|
his mess move
|
|
is that all he asked was for not in
|
|
point and valentino pointed to the door
|
|
i'm pointing my door
|
|
get out then this took a bow and excused
|
|
himself
|
|
a plum of smoke that slams the door shut
|
|
behind him
|
|
or are we not in the third are we not
|
|
out of the first chapter yet it's
|
|
we're starting to get to the 20 minute
|
|
mark dang
|
|
now looking at the front page a plan was
|
|
hatching in his head the
|
|
only problem was he couldn't cook he
|
|
balled up the paper
|
|
do i have any paper i can ball up in
|
|
fact i do he he
|
|
he bought on the paper and threw it
|
|
across the room
|
|
he was swearing under his breath
|
|
valentino racked his brain maybe someone
|
|
could go in his place
|
|
names of his girls ran across his head
|
|
who could he get to do it
|
|
who could cook and then it dawned on him
|
|
a certain spider even dressed in a maid
|
|
outfit that actually made food for a
|
|
customer
|
|
okay he should be in his dressing room
|
|
right now
|
|
he got up and left within the halls of
|
|
the porn studio there were the dressing
|
|
rooms marked with the names of barry
|
|
stars one was right with me here in the
|
|
diamonds list of red letters that's why
|
|
the spider-man was fixing the bow tie
|
|
and checking for imperfections his hair
|
|
went over the door he nearly
|
|
jumped out of his shorts oh of course i
|
|
said i'm not going to jump then i jump
|
|
and they spun around quickly did you see
|
|
valentino why so
|
|
jumpy my angel
|
|
angel collected himself and nothing i
|
|
thought i thought everyone left already
|
|
what do you want
|
|
boss i have a new job for you
|
|
i'll tie this studio that got angel's
|
|
attention
|
|
as val explained you're taken to this
|
|
he handed the paper to angel okay now
|
|
that's not the best idea in mind when he
|
|
saw about the wish he looked up at val
|
|
what what's the catch get it
|
|
no no that doesn't what you're to wish
|
|
for my immunity from
|
|
execution angel was confused his head
|
|
cut to the side
|
|
wow i know i said someone is some action
|
|
inside up outside of porn but
|
|
but this brow grabbed his face and
|
|
suddenly stared the spider demon down
|
|
did i say you had a choice
|
|
no but but but but
|
|
his clothes were digging into his cheeks
|
|
an angel could feel pinpricks of blood
|
|
for the splats
|
|
you're going to join you're going to win
|
|
and if you lose
|
|
i'll see it to you that you're the first
|
|
executed this year
|
|
angel flinched he wasn't afraid of being
|
|
killed in hell but being executed
|
|
another story he gulped in now the best
|
|
he good while i'm valentino's ripped he
|
|
val said happily and then he turned to
|
|
left once again angel picked up the
|
|
now i can't grab that thing i was using
|
|
the paper
|
|
his fate was sealed it's actually it's
|
|
actually a snack wrapper
|
|
fun fact oh we're almost done at the end
|
|
of the first chapter
|
|
back of the hallway cherry broken of
|
|
course
|
|
that i don't also why asterisk this
|
|
whatever i'm back in the hallway cherry
|
|
broken courtesy of the key angel gabriel
|
|
and was on her way to walt angel back to
|
|
the hotel before she turned the corner
|
|
she saw valentin angel's room and
|
|
stopped short appearing into the room
|
|
carefully the whole scene went down and
|
|
she fought the urge to stuff a bomb
|
|
underneath mark demon's throat here i
|
|
will mock up this
|
|
okay there we go i just that fun fact my
|
|
this is left in him he ducked back down
|
|
the hall and waited for him to leave
|
|
for morphing into a natural last voice
|
|
angel jumped once again
|
|
why does everyone feel like staring the
|
|
[ __ ] out of me today he ruffled his hair
|
|
and turned to see terry
|
|
the emotion of my voice
|
|
i was in the area and thought i'd take
|
|
you out for a drink cherry alfred
|
|
they began to leave an angel shook his
|
|
head now i gotta do something at the
|
|
hotel
|
|
you mean that contest you heard about
|
|
okay of course i did the old horn has
|
|
another thing coming if you think you
|
|
can find you like that
|
|
angel crosses on to look down at the
|
|
walk rock rock
|
|
i guess they look down the walk as they
|
|
eroded
|
|
well yeah i don't have a choice a cherry
|
|
brought a few little bombs from
|
|
like so he stuffed some of these babies
|
|
up his ass and only shook his head once
|
|
again angel powdered and threw the bombs
|
|
off in the distance
|
|
they exploded behind him sitting around
|
|
to be flying through the air and almost
|
|
landing almost then from them
|
|
they stepped to the bottom of the
|
|
heaping half warden without telling
|
|
cherry building sport of armor and a
|
|
friend all the way before they enter the
|
|
attacks
|
|
hey david i used fingerprint casserole
|
|
where you getting that
|
|
chair put both hands on the shoulder i
|
|
mean why don't i enter with you i can
|
|
cook better than half of these sinners
|
|
here
|
|
i'm glad that i'm looking into winning
|
|
to get you out of val's [ __ ] hands
|
|
for once
|
|
oh thanks probably what the chance that
|
|
will even make that top five
|
|
jerry shrugged and they answered their
|
|
hotel made their way to the kitchen to
|
|
practicing of their entry
|
|
i thought they said they had they never
|
|
know how to cook
|
|
uh there are seven more of these i think
|
|
i'm good for now
|
|
it's not as bad as some of the others i
|
|
read i think it's things better than
|
|
has motel x male depressed reader
|
|
but uh once again
|
|
the link loud one is still somehow
|
|
topping it i don't know how i don't know
|
|
why
|
|
it just is oh all right goodbye i guess
|
|
</endoftext>
|
|
|
|
<startoftext>
|
|
this is how you find the big funnies
|
|
i mean i may as well record this since i
|
|
have
|
|
no reason not to
|
|
uh let's see oh yes one of the classics
|
|
resins i love you
|
|
i already read this and i remember be
|
|
read this
|
|
i think i make it sound like it write it
|
|
while doing something
|
|
you know what i just i just did it on my
|
|
phone so the audio quality was terrible
|
|
so i never published it
|
|
that actually goes for a lot of stuff
|
|
that is done on my phone for this
|
|
channel
|
|
i guess i should say hello and welcome
|
|
i guess this is gonna this is more the
|
|
pondcast thing i was thinking of uh
|
|
let's see
|
|
an unexpected visitor from hell implying
|
|
that they're currently on earth so
|
|
that's a that's can candid can candidate
|
|
candidate i can never say candidate uh
|
|
let's see anything interesting here
|
|
prologue
|
|
part one prologue part two
|
|
unexpected visitor day one
|
|
uh i guess it's too late uh today it's
|
|
just to exit out of my all my
|
|
notifications
|
|
and pause to check my email all right
|
|
we're back i just had to check the
|
|
discords
|
|
so we're gonna do this one because
|
|
i'm running low on ideas so we have
|
|
ian gets an unexpected visitor from hell
|
|
looks like he'll be
|
|
this is just a fun this is a just for
|
|
fun story gonna make some jokes
|
|
a fanfiction without jokes
|
|
is like a human without
|
|
just throw that one in the background
|
|
because anything with the warning the
|
|
title gets me interested
|
|
prologue part one with what i believe to
|
|
yep that scene from prologue
|
|
and quiet all right nope yep we're in a
|
|
definite spot
|
|
[ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell are you doing
|
|
are they doing i'm running i'm reading
|
|
ahead i'm running ahead
|
|
yin's pov is boring
|
|
don't attend college classes for of
|
|
course you're not even interested in
|
|
trust me i just kind of sat there the
|
|
professor was talking about
|
|
algebra whatever the hell that was am i
|
|
and it just felt like it's a million
|
|
years past
|
|
professor told us we could leave uh yes
|
|
my favorite professor name
|
|
professor it would have felt
|
|
nicely on the couch as soon as i got
|
|
home but no
|
|
yun doesn't get the nice things you
|
|
buffoon
|
|
uh i walk through the front door to find
|
|
a little a
|
|
a humongous spider just lying on the
|
|
floor i get all the place
|
|
authors know um i should know this stuff
|
|
i know whatever all there's no i was not
|
|
i mentally screamed mainly because if i
|
|
actually screamed i would be chewed out
|
|
by my neighbor
|
|
i quickly grabbed the yes this thing
|
|
close to me or the guesses
|
|
i quickly grabbed the guess
|
|
as he missed 2018 i quickly grabbed the
|
|
closest thing to me which happened to me
|
|
an old suit
|
|
shoe that was inside the door but guess
|
|
what the little [ __ ]
|
|
climbed inside the shoe instead of dying
|
|
i quickly sprinted to the balcony
|
|
and threw the shoe as far as i could now
|
|
normally i would throw
|
|
a shoe onto my into my wall but uh it's
|
|
uh 202 am i'm not doing that i'm sorry
|
|
folks
|
|
uh now you may be asking yourself
|
|
why the hell are you so afraid of
|
|
spiders
|
|
well their voice in my head slash the
|
|
person
|
|
reading this let me tell you
|
|
hey what is it amy
|
|
look at this cute little spider i found
|
|
while i'm clasping your hand for you
|
|
definitely going to get bit uh someone's
|
|
going to give it
|
|
she said while unsk unclasping her hand
|
|
for you to see
|
|
you looked so small but stilled her out
|
|
i
|
|
[ __ ] feel like no i didn't break my
|
|
neck i would be calling
|
|
uh she called my next hurt whatever you
|
|
looked and saw a small but
|
|
still terrifying spider chilling on her
|
|
palm
|
|
frick you yelled as he backed away from
|
|
me
|
|
what is it he won't hurt you
|
|
spiders are cool two seconds later
|
|
gets bitten she
|
|
you put her hand closer to you so gee
|
|
the spider was no harm
|
|
sadly that was not a very smart choice
|
|
the spider
|
|
that's little [ __ ] decided to jump on
|
|
your face while
|
|
his hands were uncovered you being a
|
|
normal person did the only logical thing
|
|
which was to
|
|
scream
|
|
yes sorry i had to do that you raped for
|
|
that one sorry
|
|
uh it attracted the attention of the
|
|
other students and you caught a glimpse
|
|
of a short cold pink hair company i'm
|
|
totally gonna write a poem about this
|
|
you felt your hair being gently braided
|
|
you were confused you quieted down
|
|
however you looked and saw
|
|
amy braiding your hair to calm you down
|
|
the hell oh yes
|
|
oh yes messing with my hair with no
|
|
consent
|
|
what a fantastic idea
|
|
have you ever taken any more from this
|
|
girl and without thinking you hardly
|
|
pushed her away
|
|
you'd only just realize what you've done
|
|
after you stormed up in the opposite
|
|
direction of amy you're not aiming for
|
|
the rest of the year and when you're
|
|
exposing that performer again
|
|
that doesn't have anything to do with
|
|
spiders that had something to do with
|
|
the [ __ ]
|
|
what the [ __ ] amy
|
|
i'm still trying to never try to contact
|
|
amy since i've started cult so you can't
|
|
been in contact with her before
|
|
i guess deep down i'm still pissed at
|
|
her for the spider incident i worsened
|
|
my fear and i get stupid whenever i see
|
|
the two legged
|
|
spooders uh did you do that to rhyme you
|
|
rhyme at the end of or not at the
|
|
beginning
|
|
after a few stretch stretch
|
|
stretch stretch
|
|
i'm trying to murder us better i finally
|
|
plugged down on the other uncomfortable
|
|
couch and ended up falling asleep
|
|
wait why is there a part two to this i
|
|
mean i get
|
|
introducing this kid our argument
|
|
but one angel is there's no contagion
|
|
behind wanting to uh
|
|
get tossed into the real world
|
|
oh finally got er angel's pov
|
|
finally i fell off the rest of my day i
|
|
for the god that tim can't do anything
|
|
for himself
|
|
angel thought to himself as he finally
|
|
made it back to the hotel he
|
|
thought he could go to his room without
|
|
any more options but of course not
|
|
hi angel oh no i i've officially decided
|
|
on an australian tar
|
|
mail at charlie because uh
|
|
it's the only spare voice i have
|
|
that i can do it at the middle of nine
|
|
without preparation
|
|
oh yeah angel how was your day mate
|
|
charlie asked the pink
|
|
the pink mail it was going fine until
|
|
you decide to open your goddamn mouth
|
|
you're right and hissed charlie sign
|
|
okay okay my i know you i know you're
|
|
tired but you could please
|
|
try to act a little bit rehabilitated i
|
|
finally convinced you
|
|
my dad to check out the hotel and he
|
|
could get seriously offended without
|
|
your type of
|
|
humor and air quotes charlie pleaded
|
|
if i say yes will you leave me alone
|
|
angel ass clearly annoyed
|
|
charlie nodded vigorously i'm not gonna
|
|
throw my headphones off once again two
|
|
o'clock at night
|
|
then final can i will consider helping
|
|
he said he suddenly got away on top of a
|
|
charlie buried him in a hug
|
|
off me and that oh thank you angel i
|
|
promise you i regret it
|
|
drugs are well smiling oh no no that's
|
|
enough today
|
|
and now that now that's it that's enough
|
|
kiddo kiddo
|
|
kiddo kiddo interested to her is he only
|
|
she only sent for the hug he continues
|
|
to walk up to the stairs towards his
|
|
room
|
|
i don't know i don't know any
|
|
[ __ ] no i don't know anybody
|
|
nothing he thought himself he didn't
|
|
have to make anyone happy
|
|
and oh my [ __ ] god there was a
|
|
[ __ ] spider in my room
|
|
when i was in the middle of writing this
|
|
and he was one of those
|
|
last ones he disappeared now i don't
|
|
know where he is probably not in my
|
|
mouth in the morning
|
|
no i don't i know you don't care that
|
|
i'm gonna turn that into a cop faster oh
|
|
my [ __ ] god there was this
|
|
while i was in the middle of writing
|
|
this name was one of those speedy and
|
|
tallest ones
|
|
he disappeared now i don't know where he
|
|
is
|
|
when ian woke up from her sunblock he
|
|
checked her
|
|
annoying [ __ ] you won't leave me to
|
|
[ __ ] alone
|
|
no there's a party going on by the woods
|
|
in the college you should totally go
|
|
with
|
|
us yes because you never
|
|
go out anymore try to live a little
|
|
i don't see the problem here and if you
|
|
don't come to this party i will break
|
|
your [ __ ]
|
|
gaps fine i'll go but i'm only gonna
|
|
stay for 15
|
|
minutes we're gonna count that uh let's
|
|
set a time real quick and see if i can
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get to the end of the party in 15
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|
minutes uh
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|
timer uh caps all goes on the wall
|
|
apparently all right
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|
uh oh
|
|
you can hear it or
|
|
all right never mind that's a wrong
|
|
thing uh
|
|
okay that actually i thought that was
|
|
okay three two one
|
|
go all right i'm not gonna be in a rush
|
|
though
|
|
uh fine i'll go but i'm only gonna sleep
|
|
for 15 minutes
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|
i hate you with a burning passion no you
|
|
know you love
|
|
me i really don't you size
|
|
eyesight as you try to mentally prepare
|
|
yourself for the torture you're going to
|
|
have to pursue in an hour
|
|
all right i'm okay i've read it i read
|
|
slight like two lines into angels pov
|
|
already feeling that where this is
|
|
lucifer's gonna get offended
|
|
is the rule of hell don't know how you
|
|
get offended but we'll
|
|
plot convenience uh
|
|
all right so lucifer gonna get offended
|
|
i'm gonna vanish him to
|
|
the earthly realm ends up in what en
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|
ends up in watcher's name what's their
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|
name how what's their name
|
|
what's their names house and
|
|
and uh the things ensue trademark
|
|
copyright i don't actually know the
|
|
trademarking copyright to those i wish i
|
|
did
|
|
angel's pov i was kind of laying in my
|
|
bed
|
|
and heard footsteps stopping me stopping
|
|
at my door and then the sound of tuned
|
|
knocking angel my father's here you know
|
|
you want to introduce yourself
|
|
all right i hear the word relational
|
|
voice
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|
oh she's really counting on me huh big
|
|
mistake
|
|
like drowned and finally got up for my
|
|
bed stress and stretching
|
|
as i made my way to the door i sighed
|
|
with my luck nugs
|
|
as i gave the big hat i opened the door
|
|
and slowly locked out contemplating
|
|
decisions i previously made such as
|
|
am i really gonna do this am i really
|
|
gonna walk into the hotel lobby
|
|
am i really gonna is he really gonna pay
|
|
me for this
|
|
told myself yeah this is the right
|
|
decision can't
|
|
show any weaknesses at all says
|
|
my voice cracks i thought as i made my
|
|
way to the interest of the hotel
|
|
as i made my way there i showed i saw
|
|
charlie showing lucifer around the
|
|
kitchen
|
|
obviously trying to stall for time
|
|
imagine stalling for time just send them
|
|
head on
|
|
just burst into the room yeah the master
|
|
key
|
|
just slam that puppy open
|
|
hey dad let me introduce you to one of
|
|
our almost fully rehabilitated patients
|
|
all right dad this
|
|
is angel dust the the pawn star the
|
|
the the one you just looked on and saw
|
|
the next videos the other night
|
|
yeah yeah i saw you i got i got i got
|
|
team viewer installed on your phone i
|
|
dead this is angel dust the devil gave
|
|
me another interest look time to start
|
|
this riot
|
|
and by riot you mean get thrown through
|
|
a portal to the human world
|
|
i i'm still 99 sure that's how this is
|
|
gonna end
|
|
uh i grabbed his hand and started
|
|
shaking it
|
|
it's a [ __ ] pleasure to meet yellow c
|
|
i said with no
|
|
shame whatsoever this time he didn't
|
|
know
|
|
he didn't know that he had [ __ ] up
|
|
he gave me a confused and disgusted look
|
|
wondering why a cotton like me was
|
|
touching his majesty's hand
|
|
in my eyes say you look hella hot today
|
|
gets kicked out immediately i glanced at
|
|
charlie
|
|
for a moment sierra worried stares
|
|
pleading for me to stop
|
|
slavicha i can't show weakness
|
|
and by weakness you mean
|
|
i mean the the yeah i don't know where
|
|
i'm going with that one
|
|
yeah charlie's talk oh god what am i
|
|
going to do for
|
|
lucero's face and uh charlie
|
|
charlie's told me so much yeah
|
|
you know
|
|
oh all right i to me i had to read ahead
|
|
and by now the devil's face was pink
|
|
from
|
|
pinker than normal from embarrassment
|
|
anger perhaps you know how about you and
|
|
and your life pretend to like chocolate
|
|
dream was nothing but a carpet stain
|
|
our mother won't even give her the time
|
|
of the day or where is she nowadays you
|
|
in fact by a little visit i said
|
|
and that was it that is when he knew
|
|
he had [ __ ] up
|
|
he gave me an infuriating glare angel
|
|
dust was it
|
|
he said well i'm going to work well
|
|
charlotte
|
|
i think i've seen enough here angel of
|
|
since you're so confident around your
|
|
mouth in such an insulting way
|
|
oh thank you the love of punishment
|
|
uh right right now that no doubt i
|
|
promise he's getting better
|
|
enough enough enough charlotte
|
|
wait i just need more time i said enough
|
|
trial and human contact
|
|
he stated wait what i have
|
|
oh [ __ ] oh how are we doing on the timer
|
|
so we got nine minutes left all right
|
|
uh why wait what i have to live with
|
|
those lazy ass
|
|
[ __ ] you shall
|
|
live amongst the humans for one month
|
|
that should be enough time to learn your
|
|
lesson
|
|
i'm betting that the conclusion to this
|
|
is gonna be the angel won't stay in the
|
|
human world
|
|
for a longer time you know
|
|
i i i just have a feeling
|
|
i turned around i was looking starts you
|
|
was looking but i was easy to hurt
|
|
across the features
|
|
you shall go now
|
|
why i don't get to pack a few things
|
|
without another word
|
|
snap snap i cannot stand my fingers for
|
|
the life of me
|
|
uh and transport angels to the land of
|
|
[ __ ] loud charlie was still trying to
|
|
process that's not meanwhile that's
|
|
after that meanwhile is something that
|
|
is simultaneously happening
|
|
you mean later not not meanwhile
|
|
uh when nifty came in through i swear
|
|
it's not two f's but it's definitely too
|
|
off that i've checked multiple times
|
|
wait wait where's angel she asked this
|
|
was really fun to make
|
|
tell me if you'd like this story or not
|
|
oh by the way do people actually read
|
|
this
|
|
well apparently uh people do read them
|
|
as evidenced by the fact that i am
|
|
reading them
|
|
oh my loud i want to laugh so hard but
|
|
i can't because mothers ex what the [ __ ]
|
|
oh
|
|
mobile communication
|
|
well i heard angel does this probably to
|
|
prevent shipping of any sort
|
|
if anything it's more than likely uh
|
|
and by more than likely i mean oh no
|
|
unexpected visitor unexpected visitor
|
|
unexpected
|
|
minister the real question is what the
|
|
hell is that picture
|
|
all right weird uh that should be good
|
|
all right we're back
|
|
in all right yinz p.o.b you check the
|
|
time
|
|
[ __ ] at 7 45 p.m i better start getting
|
|
ready for this
|
|
party you thought to yourself party in
|
|
quotes
|
|
i'm just going to be 10 to 20 young
|
|
adults drinking too obnoxious music
|
|
and getting way too excited to drink in
|
|
the woods
|
|
in other words a party i was gonna say
|
|
you started by going into your room
|
|
you've had
|
|
to find the best outfit you had hey you
|
|
might not care about these people all
|
|
but there was no way in hell you were
|
|
going to go out
|
|
in a poor college student outfit
|
|
consisting of poor college student
|
|
clothes
|
|
you made your way to the closet which
|
|
had a small amount of clothes in it
|
|
because
|
|
poor college student as you looked
|
|
around the closet
|
|
you found the most decent thing in your
|
|
closet
|
|
uh so those so the one you use when you
|
|
go to your
|
|
porn job i good this one's definitely
|
|
going to get the min
|
|
the the men uh run running up to you
|
|
and okay but i do really like this
|
|
outfit
|
|
they try best to make your bathroom
|
|
without falling flattering use normal
|
|
shoes you don't have to use heels why
|
|
they gotta make high heels so high b
|
|
they gotta be high
|
|
otherwise they'll lose their reputation
|
|
a reputation of being high
|
|
all right as you're doing your routine
|
|
you saw your thoughts done make you feel
|
|
bad sprinkled with general ones of
|
|
course i don't have any sprinkling
|
|
i wonder what happened to amy who puts a
|
|
goddamn
|
|
spider in someone's face i wanted to
|
|
have food at the party
|
|
you pause to break up a moment now well
|
|
nah we're all broke probably just going
|
|
to be cheap food that tastes like cactus
|
|
or something
|
|
you you chuckled out loud
|
|
causing you to mess up your eyeliner
|
|
yeah
|
|
you cursed because eyeliner is really
|
|
hard to do and at least
|
|
you open the cabinets grab the makeup
|
|
remover what if amy's really messed up
|
|
because of me
|
|
you reach for a cotton round no no
|
|
no none of those copper rounds none of
|
|
those uh
|
|
not gonna say it i'm not gonna say my
|
|
joke i'm not gonna say it
|
|
you reach for cotton round no that
|
|
doesn't seem right she probably doesn't
|
|
even remember me
|
|
you wiped your eyelid with the damn con
|
|
round and started again
|
|
you decided that your eye looked decent
|
|
enough you always put on a thin layer of
|
|
lip loss to finish this whole thing you
|
|
had going is this half the chapter
|
|
what are we still on prologue too now
|
|
we're on unexpected visitor
|
|
also very convenient that it's someone
|
|
the angel does is land gonna gonna land
|
|
in
|
|
that uh you walked out of your bathroom
|
|
and hold filled your own pen bag
|
|
think what the essentials phone house
|
|
keys
|
|
pepper spray
|
|
yeah he had no chill when it came to
|
|
being paranoid was that was that was
|
|
that a russian
|
|
bush pepper spray potentially old man
|
|
you walk towards the door this is you
|
|
were out to turn the handle
|
|
you felt a feeling in your stomach like
|
|
something wasn't right
|
|
what is this before you could decide for
|
|
the feeling your question was answered
|
|
you heard aloud coming from your room
|
|
you stood
|
|
you stood stunned before slowly inching
|
|
toward your room
|
|
your part was hound your heart was
|
|
pounding through your ears
|
|
you tried to tell yourself it was
|
|
nothing but you knew that that couldn't
|
|
you reached into your handbag pulling
|
|
out your knife just in case
|
|
tightly clasping the knife in one hand
|
|
you made it to the door
|
|
no your shaky hand started to turn the
|
|
be right back sorry i gotta interrupt
|
|
this is my monologue i'll be right back
|
|
i gotta check i
|
|
was i even i don't even know all right
|
|
answer discord
|
|
i'm back hopefully for real your shaky
|
|
hand started to turn the handle
|
|
very slowly you open the door door open
|
|
right you could see your shadow strewn
|
|
about the room
|
|
sorry if anyone just got jumped scared
|
|
by that
|
|
all right you open the door
|
|
door open wide you could see your shadow
|
|
strewn about the room
|
|
you look around your knife at the ready
|
|
you decide i need to laugh the horror
|
|
movies for a bit
|
|
you thought to yourself just as i took
|
|
your quads to close the door you thought
|
|
you saw the slightest
|
|
amount of movement out of the corner of
|
|
your eye and just like that
|
|
you were terrified again this seems like
|
|
something
|
|
very easy to make is a short film can i
|
|
buy the film fights
|
|
you hear your head snapped to the corner
|
|
you screamed in your head there was no
|
|
way in hell you were gonna turn on the
|
|
light since you ever broke into your
|
|
what's that so you don't want to know
|
|
who turned up
|
|
who whoever broke into your room so
|
|
i mean obviously our character wouldn't
|
|
know this is angel just yet
|
|
so do they just not want to know who it
|
|
is do they not want to report them to
|
|
the police
|
|
all right all right you you you all
|
|
sure called a dumb hole or movie
|
|
decision but i'd rather die
|
|
unknowingly than facing michael or their
|
|
you whispered into the darkness you
|
|
remembered something crucial
|
|
you had all your extra weapons why the
|
|
[ __ ] do you have so many
|
|
weapons you you have a pocket knife
|
|
pepper spray and a vague extra weapons
|
|
is this america if you have extra
|
|
weapons just
|
|
in the corner of your room you're
|
|
definitely an american
|
|
duh i gotta do you gotta i gotta
|
|
uh uh mi6 uh whatever the no that's no
|
|
that's the british spy agency
|
|
not a gun whatever uh you tried to
|
|
adjust your eyes to the darkness but it
|
|
wasn't working because the hallway right
|
|
light is too bright
|
|
you so the hallway part is too bright to
|
|
adjust i'm not even
|
|
anymore i mean if you wanted to get the
|
|
basic idea of who you were typed with
|
|
nope you weren't going to do that you
|
|
were going to do something
|
|
much much worse without thinking you
|
|
took
|
|
a step towards the person and then
|
|
another
|
|
you then reached out your hand to turn
|
|
on the light
|
|
you looked back at the person only to
|
|
find a
|
|
thing not a person a thing
|
|
it had white fur with pinkie accident so
|
|
it might be about eight
|
|
foot tall which is very tall
|
|
uh that's also probably just holds my
|
|
so uh good height good
|
|
good to know i have a scale now uh
|
|
for one of what looked to be about four
|
|
eight feet tall
|
|
four arms from the look of it bright
|
|
pink eyes one of us having a back
|
|
black sclera sclera
|
|
sc lira a pink and white stripe
|
|
laser with a bow tie i'm being gloves in
|
|
the back when you start looking looking
|
|
thing
|
|
looking looking really high black roots
|
|
oh boy comments
|
|
we're going to get there yep
|
|
wait is that the author yes
|
|
all right all right i've had my
|
|
i've had my break time to get back to
|
|
i think it looked like a prostitute but
|
|
then you realized what this
|
|
abomination i would like to have a world
|
|
was
|
|
uh that that that voice clip is public
|
|
domain
|
|
and it's free to use uh all right i
|
|
can't believe it
|
|
that [ __ ] really had the audacity it
|
|
was means through summary
|
|
being portal and to think i was offering
|
|
yeah no i i i can't do any comedy at
|
|
night i can't yell i can't do
|
|
my sound effects so your rape it is
|
|
we're going back to the good old days
|
|
in my good old days i mean boy
|
|
the portal felt like a drunk straw
|
|
blight party and
|
|
not the good kind
|
|
uh funny because our main character
|
|
isn't going to a party
|
|
that will probably have strobe lights on
|
|
it's all these vibrant ass colors even
|
|
more vibrant than i'm used to
|
|
feel like i was falling through that
|
|
thing for hours my eyes were starting to
|
|
hurt
|
|
suddenly i felt started suddenly what
|
|
i feel myself fall on an extremely hard
|
|
surface with a loud bump
|
|
what the hell i muttered into the dim
|
|
you found a sticky note on my chest i
|
|
pulled it off and sang
|
|
i looked around another room i was in it
|
|
seemed to be a bedroom
|
|
the bed was on me there were papers and
|
|
clothes screwing about the room
|
|
books out of place closet wide open
|
|
inside the closet they were
|
|
female looking clothes human female
|
|
yes i know i'm in the right place
|
|
i was about to investigate it further
|
|
when they heard the door
|
|
suddenly open i don't have a door with
|
|
imagine the door she had a long sleeve
|
|
turtleneck thing on with a mini skirt
|
|
and some boots
|
|
well i wonder what she was all dolled up
|
|
for i would say he has
|
|
good style but that will be alive
|
|
where's the saturation
|
|
don't use boring nude colors if you're
|
|
going out i noticed
|
|
she had something in her hand it seemed
|
|
to be a pocket knife
|
|
[ __ ] yes i made more noise than i
|
|
thought you literally said you landed
|
|
with a loud thump
|
|
i think yes
|
|
i guess you didn't see me because she
|
|
started to close the door again i did
|
|
not need to give myself a more trouble
|
|
from now on i'm staying on the download
|
|
throwing it back where i belong to this
|
|
age while
|
|
i started shimmying to the closet
|
|
because that would be a better hiding
|
|
spot but i guess i moved too soon
|
|
because she stopped him in the movement
|
|
she whispered that can't be good i
|
|
thought
|
|
that i could tell that many things were
|
|
racing through her mind at the moment
|
|
because she did something unexpected
|
|
she walked in and turned the light on
|
|
completely destroying my hiding tactics
|
|
my voice morphed into like five
|
|
different ones during that
|
|
not rereading it i had a lot of fun with
|
|
this chapter and i'm oddly proud of it
|
|
uh let's see the true questions uh
|
|
uh all right boring arian what the hell
|
|
flying through your head as you scared
|
|
as you stared at the being in front of
|
|
i have to be dreaming it's gonna be real
|
|
spider you whispered out loud
|
|
the arachnid arachnid blinked
|
|
hey hannah you're [ __ ] about getting
|
|
higher ceilings
|
|
the being asked you stood there
|
|
there uh t-h-e-i-r
|
|
that's not how you spell there
|
|
there
|
|
and not even a second later i ran out of
|
|
the room screaming
|
|
this is what i give a murdering goddamn
|
|
spider i shouldn't live in my house no i
|
|
know the price you have to pay for
|
|
killing lower ride force
|
|
higher ones come you scream as you lane
|
|
to the living room to eat your phones
|
|
angels blvd she found me
|
|
what the hell do i do now run
|
|
she frantically thought of what to do
|
|
spider she whispered i'm usually
|
|
terrified
|
|
uh hey hon i ever thought about getting
|
|
a higher ceilings
|
|
he sputtered next thing he knew there
|
|
was running out of the room screaming
|
|
talking about getting a
|
|
spider god damn trying to kill me
|
|
angel's thought is he started to run
|
|
after really
|
|
this would make for a good parody this
|
|
will make for a good horror movie parody
|
|
all right i'm back i i just keep taking
|
|
breaks
|
|
uh oh we're 33 minutes long i might
|
|
do one full session and read the entire
|
|
and split into videos and upload them on
|
|
schedule dates
|
|
uh we in the pov i need a mad dash for
|
|
the living room but i just get to my
|
|
phone
|
|
i probably won't die dangling from how i
|
|
see the spider thing
|
|
is chasing after me [ __ ]
|
|
the world seems to slow down as i'm
|
|
running i can hear my heart beating
|
|
through my ears
|
|
the adrenaline taking over my body into
|
|
life felt numb i finally made it to the
|
|
so you can bet that i went livid was my
|
|
uh trying to rap i'm guessing trying to
|
|
rapidly unlocked it
|
|
and continuously using the wrong
|
|
fingerprint every time
|
|
as i grabbed the device i felt something
|
|
grabs my shoulder it was one of spidey's
|
|
i shoved away and took a picture of it i
|
|
just got you on camera sucker i taunted
|
|
he gave me a he it gave me an are you
|
|
sure about that
|
|
face what a [ __ ] as i started to move
|
|
away from the iraq then i tripped on my
|
|
stupid high heel
|
|
he opened up high heels high heel and
|
|
fell to the ground
|
|
yeah i'm on before i could do any more
|
|
of the sliding thing and
|
|
kneeled it down and put one of his nasty
|
|
spidy hands over my mouth
|
|
could you just shut up and let me
|
|
explain for a sec
|
|
uh it was said in a new york accent it
|
|
looked female judgment
|
|
that just judging by the color scheme
|
|
but from the sound of his voice it
|
|
sounded more male than anything
|
|
i get the slide i did slightly david
|
|
just maybe
|
|
the thing that appeared in your room
|
|
whoa no no no no no no
|
|
we stop the story when you see that
|
|
what the hell in which the reader takes
|
|
care of the characters that are somehow
|
|
turned into a child toddler
|
|
how the hell is anyone like this uh
|
|
toddler okay what's the difference
|
|
between
|
|
yeah i don't even know if i want to know
|
|
uh please don't tell me this is
|
|
actually still updated i think okay
|
|
all right whatever
|
|
uh distraction i'm related i got the
|
|
slight idea that just maybe this thing
|
|
didn't want to kill me
|
|
so out of sight fear and morbid
|
|
curiosity i nodded
|
|
i promise presumably he asked
|
|
i nodded again okay i'm gonna trust you
|
|
on this he said before slowly moving
|
|
for my face no matter how much wanted to
|
|
i didn't okay my name is angel dust
|
|
i'm an even from hell stop right there
|
|
actually the story doesn't and i got
|
|
sent to the living room for a month
|
|
because i heard the devil's pretty
|
|
little
|
|
feelings angel said still salty i said
|
|
they're dumbfounded
|
|
the devil fell angel dust the drug hell
|
|
human wait wait majority men and hell is
|
|
real
|
|
i asked him but yes yes smart ass
|
|
angel responded annoyed yes some is some
|
|
sort of
|
|
hunger dreaming you might have not
|
|
expected them to hear
|
|
what yes i am you're looking at hell's
|
|
finest poor star babe
|
|
he chirped poop pup
|
|
you asked for blessing yeah i want to
|
|
see some of my work
|
|
he said with that shitty grin no no god
|
|
god please no
|
|
the irony of god here uh is you face
|
|
turn a faint
|
|
shade of pink calm down sweetheart i
|
|
don't have any
|
|
access to me my stuff anyway uh i've
|
|
gone on with this on my blog
|
|
link in the description but the thing
|
|
transforming people to and fro the
|
|
husband hotel universe
|
|
is i'm assuming that they would still
|
|
have their phones on them and if so
|
|
do their phones work in the other worlds
|
|
version of the internet
|
|
and if they do can they access the other
|
|
or other other worlds internet the world
|
|
that they're originally from
|
|
so say in theory if you went to earth
|
|
could your health phone
|
|
still post uh to post pictures and
|
|
uh uh uh anyways
|
|
calm down sweetheart i don't have access
|
|
to any of my stuff anyway even if i
|
|
wanted to
|
|
he said while chuckling because that's
|
|
definitely what i was worried about
|
|
he muttered sarcastically anyways he got
|
|
a name sweet cheeks
|
|
yes using that stupid nickname which uh
|
|
needs to be underlined for some reason
|
|
like you can do bold but nah
|
|
let's do the under why not bold
|
|
underlined why not
|
|
uh italics underlined
|
|
underlined above a centered bolded
|
|
uh uh sprays yeah there we go uh
|
|
wait why are we going yun the hell
|
|
why are we calling angel by our own
|
|
names
|
|
i've gotten tagged on this so i don't
|
|
have anything else to say
|
|
let's see ian is your name real angel
|
|
dusty
|
|
you said curiously yes sweetheart yeah
|
|
sure to ask a lot of questions don't you
|
|
well you are a weird spider demon thing
|
|
and you are in my house
|
|
so what do you expect i start you said
|
|
starting to get very annoyed by the side
|
|
of the same spider
|
|
oh snot key i like it
|
|
anyway sweetheart i got a big favor to
|
|
ask of you
|
|
he said while dusting off his hooker
|
|
they are cold shirts i don't know if
|
|
you've heard of them
|
|
they come in many shapes and sizes small
|
|
large extra large ex extra small
|
|
kids kids extra small kids extra large
|
|
kids
|
|
you raised an eyebrow with them can i
|
|
live with you until i have to go back to
|
|
hell come on
|
|
please he said well give me his best
|
|
no he said something
|
|
like come on even in the eyes and
|
|
everything
|
|
no you said again a smile slowly forming
|
|
on your face
|
|
please they'll kill me out here he
|
|
pleaded
|
|
his plea did make you think though if he
|
|
went outside
|
|
he would immediately get arrested for
|
|
not wrong uh but also potentially not
|
|
right uh
|
|
sexual assault or his appearance loan
|
|
no you and i get arrested you would be
|
|
raided by the fbi
|
|
and the nsa and every government known
|
|
to man
|
|
well i've used that exact line before
|
|
somehow
|
|
i've once again if i had if i had a
|
|
nickel
|
|
for every time i've had to say that line
|
|
with and has military related things
|
|
it would be twice which it's only two
|
|
nickels but it's weird that it happened
|
|
twice
|
|
all right here we go by you not
|
|
responding he thought of his next trick
|
|
he would use
|
|
i guess boring that's just gonna have to
|
|
get slaughtered by some humans
|
|
wish i could have gotten some dignity
|
|
though maybe a friend would be nice
|
|
he said as he tried to look on the verge
|
|
of tears he dramatically walked to the
|
|
door
|
|
he gave one last puppy dog stand face
|
|
before pretending to turn the handle
|
|
okay fine just just shut up
|
|
she said annoying i knew you'd come
|
|
around
|
|
with sharpie happiness time
|
|
skip
|
|
okay so time skip did we skip the
|
|
uh festival fall thing uh the play would
|
|
be to
|
|
uh bring angel there so but no one will
|
|
know because they'll just think it's the
|
|
drugs
|
|
because there are definitely drugs there
|
|
like there's no way they're not drugs
|
|
very well all i know there's angels us
|
|
in fact there probably is angel dust
|
|
there because that's the most
|
|
obvious thing okay so if you're gonna
|
|
live here
|
|
we need to set some ground rules you
|
|
said whatever you say
|
|
sweet cheeks he said while sitting on
|
|
the couch i'll get him pillow
|
|
okay first you can't go outside bless
|
|
him with you
|
|
he stayed you stated you really want to
|
|
be with me huh
|
|
shut up he's over there
|
|
hey it's late and you just got a new
|
|
annoying roommate he told him
|
|
immediately shut him up
|
|
okay second you have to uphold the law
|
|
say hell no more if you arrested subject
|
|
you're busted the fbi is knocking down
|
|
your door
|
|
wait if you got killed here would you go
|
|
to double hell
|
|
would you go back to normal hill in a
|
|
different form
|
|
angel growing will read to it nasty no
|
|
touchy touchy
|
|
all right but right now it's time to go
|
|
night to night
|
|
where do you want to sleep i actually
|
|
don't answer that you can sleep on the
|
|
couch
|
|
you made your way over to the bathroom
|
|
obnoxious first buffoon make him miss
|
|
out of party i didn't want to go to
|
|
i heard that i heard that he got in the
|
|
go to sleep you called back
|
|
you had him talking a response i made
|
|
your way to the bedroom as you laid in
|
|
bed you thought about what your life was
|
|
going to be like
|
|
this uh next month or so you probably
|
|
all right so i think we're going to
|
|
leave it here for this episode
|
|
but since i'm in the mood i'm gonna
|
|
record a second episode in the same
|
|
session perhaps even a third
|
|
so yeah alright so goodbye for this
|
|
episode you'll see
|
|
the next episode whenever i schedule it
|
|
to upload
|
|
goodbye
|
|
</endoftext>
|
|
|
|
<startoftext>
|
|
i'm probably going to continue reading
|
|
this how may not don't [ __ ] i'm just
|
|
going to continue reading this anyway i
|
|
i'm i'm i'm honestly invested i am
|
|
invested in this story
|
|
not really but i'm i'm interested enough
|
|
to continue so
|
|
so no you have no context go read it
|
|
yourself
|
|
unrelated six comments
|
|
oh no not that line before we get to the
|
|
reading real quick
|
|
the world is cursed humans cursed
|
|
oh people people people people people
|
|
people people people people people
|
|
i like how you're not concerned about uh
|
|
unlike how you're concerned about nifty
|
|
being an adult
|
|
okay okay okay so let's see 199 started
|
|
following him and he didn't know
|
|
school or town well once you got a
|
|
school to start walking down so it's
|
|
free so if you're gonna be here until i
|
|
graduate then where are you going to
|
|
live
|
|
so the house is not too far from here
|
|
showing nifty said nifty showing but
|
|
what
|
|
they then looked at the door to main to
|
|
the mansion to see alistar standing
|
|
there in his human form along with
|
|
another man
|
|
who upon closer inspection he realized
|
|
was husk
|
|
ah yes uncredited
|
|
what are you guys doing here avoiding
|
|
the cleansing
|
|
sad alistar walking inside the other
|
|
three followed eventually they got into
|
|
a built-in bar in the living room out
|
|
lincoln link hole in this side on the
|
|
countertop alistar sat in the chair
|
|
and husk went behind the bar when she
|
|
started running around the living room
|
|
okay i'm trying to make sure i don't
|
|
avoid any mic problems like i had last
|
|
time oh boy isn't it fun when you record
|
|
anyways before i get even more angry
|
|
about that than i already am
|
|
let's go back to reading so why you
|
|
mentioned you strike me as the first
|
|
type of person who prefer a cabin in the
|
|
woods
|
|
over a mansion oh i would but trust me
|
|
when i say abort
|
|
oh i would but trust me when i say a boy
|
|
nifty is an unhappy nifty and unhappy
|
|
nifty as i'm not enough do you want to
|
|
see
|
|
okay alice lincoln saw that husk also
|
|
shivered slightly
|
|
shivering not a seizure shivering
|
|
slightly before going back to drinking
|
|
his views
|
|
okay so what actually is more accurate
|
|
that's what it's like okay okay i get it
|
|
i get it i got sound effects
|
|
real life sound effects screw on that
|
|
synthetic [ __ ]
|
|
so you chose an emptiness so that if you
|
|
would never get bored yes
|
|
said also but there are a few rooms in
|
|
fact there are a few rooms that need to
|
|
be
|
|
cleaned said house club enough for nifty
|
|
asked if you're running around in
|
|
circles
|
|
down the hall my dear said alistair
|
|
nifty then ran off into finding the mess
|
|
to clean it
|
|
okay that happened said lincoln turning
|
|
well he still began to take well at
|
|
least she'll be entertained for a while
|
|
said huskin i think he then looked at
|
|
the time so i was in here for so i had
|
|
to start heading back home i'll see you
|
|
later so lincoln
|
|
astronaut and started playing and
|
|
started playing poker with huss because
|
|
lincoln left 30 minutes later he got
|
|
back home to see his sister's
|
|
wait why would they not question why i
|
|
just popped off for like an
|
|
hour they're not not quite an hour but
|
|
it's probably a good 10 minutes then
|
|
they've popped out before going home
|
|
so i think that's normal so
|
|
let's check out the comments right here
|
|
save the innocence of this precious
|
|
child great destroying oh god
|
|
oh god what the hell nope nope nope nope
|
|
popping up no okay we'll read that later
|
|
because um
|
|
where have you been
|
|
asked for me at a friend's house said
|
|
lord
|
|
are you sure it was a friend cause lucy
|
|
said you walked away
|
|
from the school with a woman he had
|
|
said lori lincoln then looked at lucy
|
|
said lincoln anything grabbed lincoln
|
|
and led him upstairs to his room before
|
|
before closing the door i don't have any
|
|
good i don't have a door actually so
|
|
she kneeled down to be on lincoln's
|
|
level hold on oh i don't gotta [ __ ]
|
|
would help if i i didn't accidentally
|
|
unplug my headset okay anyway
|
|
so kneeling down here please for the
|
|
lord of god and savior don't you lie to
|
|
me baby bro was that a friend of yours
|
|
ask luna seriously
|
|
yeah that was definitely a serious thing
|
|
on my my end if i can walk
|
|
let's see i dropped my mouse doing that
|
|
so uh you better be happy
|
|
i don't even know where it went of
|
|
oh i think it's down here somewhere all
|
|
thankfully the batteries are still in at
|
|
okay well that was a disaster that
|
|
oh okay okay okay so while i'm getting
|
|
this back on uh she's just a friend said
|
|
lincoln oh
|
|
yes luna i promise it was just friends
|
|
that lincoln luna nada didn't stand it
|
|
up
|
|
i don't know if i trust you hang around
|
|
this person who none of us know so i
|
|
want to meet her
|
|
oh god okay okay that was far too much
|
|
okay okay pausing for a second oh god
|
|
lincoln just nodded
|
|
there was nothing he could do at this
|
|
point
|
|
luna then uh turned around and left
|
|
lincoln leaving in his
|
|
yes left lincoln leaving in his room
|
|
i've given up at this point
|
|
lincoln then flopped on his bed and
|
|
stayed there until it was dinner time
|
|
oh god i hate doing sound effects but i
|
|
there we go i flipped on my bed
|
|
hopefully that didn't like manage to
|
|
pull out my
|
|
mouse somehow or something uh
|
|
okay lincoln does not there was nothing
|
|
to do with this point luna then turned
|
|
and left lady lincoln in his room
|
|
linking the flops on his bed and stayed
|
|
there until it was dinner time
|
|
once it was dinner time lincoln left his
|
|
room went to the kitchen to
|
|
eat where he sat down and started to eat
|
|
before he noticed that all of his family
|
|
was looking at him hold on i don't have
|
|
any i don't have any food on me
|
|
hey why you looking at me okay no uh but
|
|
what ask lincoln your sister's
|
|
apostrophe
|
|
you were someone they didn't know santa
|
|
rita's he's a new assistant teacher
|
|
she's a friend
|
|
assistant teacher friend watt pad
|
|
a loud house where's
|
|
the sex once again i do not condone this
|
|
that they come out as a minor and i do
|
|
we know you were have you we know you
|
|
were happy to have you
|
|
you know we're we're happy to have you
|
|
back your
|
|
son but could you tell us about what
|
|
happened while you were with that
|
|
man he was so happy to find out lincoln
|
|
was live but it was a little put off
|
|
when
|
|
rita described alastair to them i woke
|
|
up in a log cabin
|
|
and he offered me food before i told him
|
|
what happened and he offered me to help
|
|
get back here
|
|
i gotta get my mic out of my chair
|
|
wheels
|
|
okay okay let me get back here when is
|
|
that hoping they will leave it
|
|
that that was moving my headphones for
|
|
finishing his enter excusing himself
|
|
from the table and getting ready for bed
|
|
once i was only laying down his bed
|
|
closed his eyes only up and a few things
|
|
they don't say hey
|
|
i'm in hell he's then stop and look to
|
|
his
|
|
all right to see elsewhere in here this
|
|
is with the right for my computer screen
|
|
what's on the agenda tonight ask the
|
|
link on
|
|
we're gonna meet why gonna tell us that
|
|
because we're going to find a tv
|
|
said i'll start stopping why said
|
|
lincoln
|
|
i see uh
|
|
because the manager of the hotel will be
|
|
on soon said house through then tapped
|
|
his kid on the ground
|
|
a second a second later lincoln rose of
|
|
standing behind a bunch of
|
|
a bit and a bunch of behind a people
|
|
found himself at standing a bunch of
|
|
behind the people
|
|
what did you do i teleported us to a tv
|
|
said alistair
|
|
lincoln then looked ahead as two people
|
|
sat down and started
|
|
talking talking good afternoon i'm
|
|
katie giljoy and i'm tom trench
|
|
said tom and welcome back to the [ __ ]
|
|
news they are interesting
|
|
okay once again i must but by my
|
|
disclaimer that i do not support this
|
|
link a lot of the minor
|
|
and anyone who makes smart with a link
|
|
allowed and any other members of the
|
|
loud family are
|
|
his are disgusting thank you they're
|
|
chaos out of pentagram city today as the
|
|
tough falls are raging on the west side
|
|
between notable king ben sarpentius
|
|
and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse
|
|
cherry bomb
|
|
that's great so we have fan art and we
|
|
have just a shot from the show casually
|
|
that's right tom after the recent
|
|
examination the many areas are now up
|
|
for grabs
|
|
demons all over hell are already duking
|
|
out to gain more new territory
|
|
those two seem to be really going at it
|
|
huh
|
|
see it looks like they're fighting both
|
|
i said katie before eating both the
|
|
tooth and nail and i'd like to nail her
|
|
hot spot
|
|
said tom chuckling but lincoln raised an
|
|
eyebrow on confusion because he didn't
|
|
know exactly what tom meant oh god
|
|
oh god oh god oh no oh no this already
|
|
burns up on my mind what's going to
|
|
happen
|
|
he then recoiled a bit in shock at what
|
|
kg is next
|
|
you are a limp dick jackass tom or
|
|
should i say
|
|
no dick i don't have a cup that's empty
|
|
and you wouldn't even hear it really
|
|
hear it anyway so
|
|
no uh say kd spilling the coffee on
|
|
tom's dick
|
|
not again said tom holding his dick in
|
|
pain
|
|
and coming up next we have an exclusive
|
|
interview with the daughter of hell's
|
|
own head honcho who's here to discuss
|
|
our brand new passion project
|
|
she then grifter talk here her cup
|
|
tightly and broke it before turning down
|
|
no one's outside also all the black
|
|
crows are gone so
|
|
uh i wonder if the black crows meant
|
|
that it was uh gonna be safe for work
|
|
and uh oh no uh actually if the
|
|
news is anything to go by that's
|
|
actually exactly what they meant
|
|
did you see the girl who was on the news
|
|
bomb
|
|
uh yeah she's also an acquaintance of
|
|
mine who you'll meet some other times
|
|
said alistar what about the other girl
|
|
said as lincoln charlotte ming
|
|
also i call it charlie she's lose for
|
|
his daughter and she's one who manages
|
|
the hotel i'm interested in so when do
|
|
we meet her
|
|
afterward don hit so alistair lincoln
|
|
then watched the tv went back to the
|
|
news station and katie kilroy rushed
|
|
back into her seat
|
|
snapping crew nick in the process and
|
|
then relocating it also
|
|
gotta agree with my man uh person
|
|
correction
|
|
nano nano net 972
|
|
so welcome back so charlotte
|
|
it's charlie said charlie was now
|
|
sitting next katie i
|
|
am constantly getting these screwed up
|
|
of course it's the one that's uploaded
|
|
by deadpool
|
|
i have never seen that banner before
|
|
that's really weird um anyways
|
|
whatever tell us about this new passion
|
|
project that you've been insistently
|
|
pettering our news station about
|
|
getting in charlie's face right here
|
|
this actually in real life that's me
|
|
banging my head on my wall
|
|
uh well as most of you know i was born
|
|
here in hell growing up i was trying to
|
|
get on everything around me how's my
|
|
homie where my people used to put in the
|
|
seminary
|
|
last week's close breaks my heart
|
|
achieved people's heart every year no
|
|
one's doing change i can't think of
|
|
anything wrong with praise i live in
|
|
being subject to search violence so i've
|
|
been thinking is there a more humane way
|
|
to handle
|
|
overpopulation here hell yes perhaps we
|
|
can really tell certain range resources
|
|
to redemption
|
|
so yes i think those projects claim to
|
|
ladies and gentlemen
|
|
from the first of its kind hotel the
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rehabilitation centers you know because
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telltale's for
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temperature people passing temporarily
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|
i feel like several places to places
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|
like towards redemption yay
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|
said charlie lincoln then turned to
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|
alistar
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|
alistair okay
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|
okay
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|
okay i'm calling so something weird just
|
|
happened there uh can i
|
|
uh might might like somewhat pulled out
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|
okay weird uh that's not right can i
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|
have one still play audio
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weird uh i'm assuming it's still
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|
recording
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as she was on singing lincoln heard
|
|
someone calling her called color singing
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|
[ __ ] before i ever started laughing what
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|
in the night circles makes you think a
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|
single digit in hell would give two
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|
shits about becoming a better person
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|
yeah i know for this little experiment
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|
even worse you just won't be able to
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|
good
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|
just because it's like katie killjoy
|
|
well we have a patient already who
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|
believes in our cousins
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|
incredible progress said charlie oh and
|
|
who might that be
|
|
oh just someone named angel dust
|
|
what is porn ashley oh god
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|
okay okay okay the mic monitoring is
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|
back now i have no idea what's going on
|
|
you [ __ ] would tom it's like katie
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|
turning towards tom
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|
thompson looked away nervously in any
|
|
case
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|
it's not even a compliment i'm sure you
|
|
can get that hook to do anything with
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|
some booger sugar and lube
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|
this transcript is simply fantastic
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|
slash s
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|
there could have been a far there's a
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|
far better one on the wiki probably
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|
actually you know what
|
|
let me check that real quick
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|
ones
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|
shockingly there isn't uh that's odd
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|
oh look okay oh i begged enough reason
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|
behaved clean out of trouble for two
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|
weeks now
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|
let's set that record back to zero
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|
spoiler alert
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|
okay then put our hand up to our
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|
earpiece for smiling and pushing charlie
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|
that's my mouse pretend it's shortly we
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|
are receiving word that a new player has
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|
entered the ongoing terror for
|
|
let's go to the live feed said haiti is
|
|
a little box up here in the top left
|
|
you said charlie when you saw who it was
|
|
oh [ __ ] indeed
|
|
it looks like the one who's enjoying the
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|
battle is none of them poor nectar angel
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|
dust
|
|
what a juicy coincidence you must feel
|
|
very stupid right now
|
|
said katie her and tom started laughing
|
|
together
|
|
writings don't look at this said tom
|
|
trying to block the little screen
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|
well it sure looks like your little
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|
project is dead on arrival
|
|
tell us how does it feel to be a total
|
|
failure ass jd giving
|
|
getting in uh charlie charles face
|
|
yeah well how does it feel like i got
|
|
not a pin but a pencil but you know what
|
|
it works got your pencil [ __ ]
|
|
there you go all right creature for
|
|
attackers tom ran across the screen on
|
|
fire before the broadcast ended
|
|
well that was interesting to lincoln
|
|
indeed and very entertaining you can do
|
|
italics right into italics
|
|
saliva lincoln the followed alistar down
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|
the street so we are heading to hotel
|
|
now last lincoln
|
|
yes sad alistar lincoln nada before
|
|
memories on the
|
|
blog hey you don't really believe in
|
|
redemption do you ask we can ah
|
|
no then why are you trying to help out
|
|
with the hotel
|
|
to find out soon enough lincoln nodded
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|
again and continued
|
|
walking in silence until they reached
|
|
the hotel
|
|
they stopped at the door remember
|
|
that foster present and everything
|
|
they'll freak them out i said also for
|
|
closing his eyes knocking on the door my
|
|
knocking on my monitor actually really
|
|
sounds like knocking on the door
|
|
actually i didn't know that
|
|
uh cool i guess maybe kind of not really
|
|
um
|
|
and then you are open charlie was
|
|
standing there as soon as he looked up
|
|
to me alistair's
|
|
eye eyes he showed them throwing his
|
|
lord going as he smiled down there
|
|
hello before
|
|
before the door was shut in a space
|
|
charlie then opened the door again wow
|
|
that outside before the door slammed
|
|
shut again they then heard
|
|
talking on this either side of lincoln
|
|
looked up on the alistar
|
|
good job but now oh now freaking them
|
|
out sailing is our castle
|
|
thank you what's that aleister charlie
|
|
the charlie then opened again revealing
|
|
may i speak now asks alistar
|
|
oh no why do i keep okay okay pause
|
|
pause pause
|
|
pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart
|
|
quite a pleasure excused by my son in
|
|
business but i saw your future on the
|
|
picture show and i just couldn't resist
|
|
what's up performance why i haven't been
|
|
that an attention to stock market crash
|
|
of 1929
|
|
so many orphans said alistair
|
|
stop stop right stomp stop right there i
|
|
know your game and i'm not gonna let you
|
|
hurt anyone you papa's cheesy talk
|
|
talks oh talks how [ __ ] lore said a grey
|
|
skinned girl pointing a spear and a last
|
|
door's faced
|
|
no i'm not
|
|
alistair just smiled down at her her
|
|
with his glowing red eyes where's
|
|
lincoln and all this uh
|
|
charlie and the grey-skinned girl behind
|
|
her just looked at him with unreadable
|
|
expression as lincoln scared
|
|
stared at him confused while walking in
|
|
and starting the door behind him
|
|
elsewhere and shook his head and eyes
|
|
turned back to normal no i'm here
|
|
because i want to
|
|
help say what now
|
|
help hello is this thing on testing
|
|
testing
|
|
said i'll start typing the microphone on
|
|
this game well i heard you loud and
|
|
clear
|
|
said the speaker opening before an eye
|
|
closing again um you want to
|
|
help with ask charlie only be cut off as
|
|
alistair disappeared
|
|
and reappeared as a shadow behind them
|
|
more for taking form
|
|
this ridiculous thing you're trying to
|
|
do this hotel would help you run it to
|
|
the ouster
|
|
but why actually ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
|
|
why does anyone do anything
|
|
sure absolute boredom
|
|
i've lacked inspiration for decades
|
|
before my emerald became
|
|
mundane lacking focus
|
|
i've come to crave a new form of
|
|
entertainment
|
|
mon montane montane yes
|
|
just getting to a festival with reporter
|
|
kennedy's entertainment astrology
|
|
kind my dear reality true
|
|
passion after all the world is a stage
|
|
and a stage is a world of entertainment
|
|
so does this thing you think it's
|
|
possible real hell is that a faded demon
|
|
asked okay oh god why did i read through
|
|
the entirety of the
|
|
this part of the pile of one act
|
|
three of the pilot i think i don't know
|
|
what you would call it no
|
|
like two the final act the allister
|
|
the my voice just back back it was at
|
|
this point
|
|
uh of course now that's whacky nonsense
|
|
redemption hoho of a non-existent
|
|
humanity
|
|
no no no i don't think that there's
|
|
anything left that could save such
|
|
loathsome
|
|
sinners the times they were given us the
|
|
life they lived before
|
|
and their punishment is this there was
|
|
no one doing what has done but
|
|
lincoln might what you can tell where
|
|
the vivzy pop writing is
|
|
and where the red 16 dragon writing is
|
|
pause pause pause to collect my breath
|
|
holy [ __ ] i'm tired oh yeah my lungs oh
|
|
okay breath collected just like my dad
|
|
isn't collected
|
|
got him it was this point that the other
|
|
finalists are noticing
|
|
finally a slight branch from the pilot
|
|
holy
|
|
hello my name is charlie how are you
|
|
okay apparently i'm not much better than
|
|
anyways uh it was this hello my name is
|
|
charlie said charlie holding out her
|
|
hand
|
|
it is supposed to be her lincoln out to
|
|
lincoln shaking her hand these two over
|
|
there are my girlfriend maggie and
|
|
friend
|
|
have you ever considered putting uh
|
|
i don't want to share the d on face
|
|
did i just [ __ ] say oh my god
|
|
oh god anyways okay okay i'm gonna
|
|
oh what [ __ ]
|
|
oh god oh yeah okay okay okay okay okay
|
|
yeah i don't want to share the d on
|
|
facebook
|
|
oh okay
|
|
well i mean i don't want to share i i
|
|
don't want to either to do
|
|
to either meanings here either meaning
|
|
the d on facebook
|
|
those two over there my girlfriend
|
|
maggie and friend angel dust
|
|
capitalize the d so charlie lincoln just
|
|
acknowledgement so are you new to hell
|
|
actually yes
|
|
just died two days quotation marks
|
|
uh apostrophe ago said like can i wait
|
|
i'm scared to know what happened it was
|
|
so hard to hear about anyone less than
|
|
at least 14 dying and anyone
|
|
younger than that down here was usually
|
|
more than
|
|
hell that's more
|
|
someone is people finally here to stop
|
|
not yet not quite yet no one's here to
|
|
stop me
|
|
good i think we can make it to the end
|
|
of uh what are we on currently uh
|
|
chapter three
|
|
yeah chapter three uh twelve charlie's
|
|
eyes widened surprised to this
|
|
it was so red here about anyone that
|
|
left them oh oh so apparently
|
|
only people 14 and above can die
|
|
today i learned wow
|
|
do you think it's possible to read all
|
|
day centers
|
|
well i don't think it's impossible but i
|
|
don't know how you would go about it
|
|
okay okay okay okay
|
|
okay i'm not i'm not reading anything
|
|
else from the pilot
|
|
it says as i'm about to read something
|
|
uh let's call lincoln's interest you
|
|
know that's what's going on
|
|
here not big on politics decades ago
|
|
looks like a strawberry pimp said angel
|
|
there oh that that that impression is
|
|
[ __ ]
|
|
uh anyway but apparently
|
|
lincoln chuckled a bit at this he didn't
|
|
understand the pin part or what it meant
|
|
but alistair did look like a strawberry
|
|
he then stopped when he knows alistar
|
|
uh pilot pilot pilot pipe pilot pilot
|
|
pilot
|
|
ply apply ply ply ply ply ply ply pilot
|
|
okay i swear to god uh just skip
|
|
think in my boy you shall be working
|
|
here when you're not up there
|
|
said alastair you cannot now should walk
|
|
to the middle where we might suppose i
|
|
can catch
|
|
your favorite nifty little darling and
|
|
it's nifty
|
|
holy [ __ ] it's done oh my god
|
|
okay that was far more effort than it
|
|
was ever worth
|
|
uh i basically just read through the
|
|
last half of the
|
|
or at this point uh maybe like uh
|
|
to it no not two thirds quite uh okay
|
|
i'm pausing for the next chapter because
|
|
alternatively i don't feel like doing
|
|
this also i didn't realize that my
|
|
why are these chapters so long holy all
|
|
time for the next chapter lincoln was
|
|
currently standing in front of the hotel
|
|
he then heard a noise
|
|
and look to the front door to see his
|
|
acquaintances coming out wearing
|
|
different uniforms the receptionist the
|
|
waiter the chef
|
|
the bartender the housekeeper the
|
|
doorman nice outfits
|
|
said lincoln thanks lincoln said nifty
|
|
now lincoln you have a very important
|
|
job i said officer
|
|
and what would that be said lincoln
|
|
you're going to help everyone
|
|
said hello alistair i have to help
|
|
everyone yes whatever y'all need it all
|
|
you don't really need to most attack
|
|
somebody being and i don't
|
|
they won't do them and i couldn't decide
|
|
for them help or kill tomorrow so you're
|
|
going to help them
|
|
feel like something like that press kill
|
|
the way you do this
|
|
things just now there's something to do
|
|
alone because they know that you know i
|
|
was really reckoning and he would
|
|
[ __ ] die
|
|
uh or he and he would right here maybe
|
|
see his family anything in there or they
|
|
could do a house or hold him
|
|
go kill somebody oh oh i know what it is
|
|
oh i know what he can do
|
|
kill his family where they're all down
|
|
break the deal with hallister
|
|
you won the game also i've been
|
|
recording an hour
|
|
of this and i'm on the fourth chapter
|
|
fifth actually
|
|
uh because apparently because chapter
|
|
zero is a thing for some reason
|
|
i know the killing is not something that
|
|
you want to do you have to realize that
|
|
you are in hell and there's someone you
|
|
understand to kill
|
|
yeah i suddenly walk into the hood and
|
|
locked a bit and found nifty and if you
|
|
do want to make it clean uh pure lincoln
|
|
come in now watch and learn
|
|
and so fastlane you can see it for
|
|
stopping from the lincoln's completely
|
|
thoughtless
|
|
nearly candy
|
|
do you mean candy in real life or candy
|
|
in the hell
|
|
god
|
|
why why why what
|
|
what what what is this
|
|
cars man uh
|
|
let's see in which alice
|
|
jeff honduras dude dude you're in here
|
|
talking about freaks instead of
|
|
answering your phone
|
|
oh i'm kind of in a war right now
|
|
destroying the government and all
|
|
oh yeah well i bought the pineapple the
|
|
yeah this is the voice i'm doing now
|
|
deal with it
|
|
anyways lots of candy deal
|
|
that's lincoln deal i'll get it get it
|
|
i'm going to be driving this thing by
|
|
sleeping
|
|
we all know the plot twist is when
|
|
clyde finds out because i've seen enough
|
|
of the lighthouse to know what the
|
|
general characters are
|
|
obviously i don't know my name but uh
|
|
let's see it was a lie
|
|
he didn't have to sleep you can tell i'm
|
|
kind of just skimming through this at
|
|
let me come kill without a reason
|
|
eventually
|
|
i'm gonna go downstairs for dinner when
|
|
his family worry about let me close his
|
|
eyes back in hell
|
|
so alistair so what's happening
|
|
hey mom needed help and killing a mob
|
|
boss and a bunch of his underlings
|
|
apparently i okay yep random voice
|
|
oh i thought oh i saw that live counter
|
|
ah you know pausing i'm pausing i'm
|
|
pausing i gotta take a break gotta take
|
|
okay uh why do i have to be able to do
|
|
it because
|
|
angel can't help but in case we actually
|
|
get some occupants in the hotel
|
|
you even need to get your first kill all
|
|
the way wait he hasn't had his first
|
|
kill
|
|
you know he's [ __ ] spent out here for
|
|
oh i need to pause for a second all
|
|
right this we're gonna have to end it
|
|
here for today
|
|
but i am definitely popping this in the
|
|
bookmarks uh just
|
|
uh yeah other bookmarks uh
|
|
actually no choose new folder uh
|
|
video videos stuff
|
|
there we go done okay so we just have
|
|
that bookmarked
|
|
and now we can return to the solidity
|
|
</endoftext>
|
|
|
|
<startoftext>
|
|
hello and welcome to the stories from
|
|
wattpad
|
|
part two uh today we are going to be
|
|
reading through something that took me
|
|
decide
|
|
we are probably going to go with has
|
|
been hotel x
|
|
male depressed reader this can only go
|
|
well
|
|
oh it has uh somehow has 11.3 000 reads
|
|
and only 160
|
|
up votes that ain't a good sign
|
|
not at all info
|
|
info sup i love you
|
|
it's also smoking wheat i would figure
|
|
there would be you would if you're in
|
|
hell you would be doing finally more
|
|
potent drugs
|
|
but you do you name your name
|
|
no colon oh we're in for a ride
|
|
hi height no yi six foot five
|
|
you are a raven demon you have wings and
|
|
tail that look like this
|
|
also you are skinny the tail off the
|
|
bird when you're fighting you just snap
|
|
your fingers and they appear on you
|
|
okay okay that's not even that bad
|
|
that's just kind of funny to me
|
|
let's see you are you you were the same
|
|
plague mask
|
|
to cover up your face scars when in
|
|
public or with people around you you
|
|
have sharp talon like fingernails and
|
|
toenails and when in
|
|
full demon form you grow up your nails
|
|
talons grow sharper when you go
|
|
completely black feathers around your
|
|
whole body
|
|
but the scars are normal not red also i
|
|
thought we're supposed to be male
|
|
wrist and arms
|
|
you're you you were in public this
|
|
but the sleeves all the way down your
|
|
your eyes are all black with red i like
|
|
also that's not black that's red are you
|
|
blind
|
|
also i like how that there's no like
|
|
even ms paint drawing the character it's
|
|
all just like
|
|
a compilation of different details from
|
|
different drawings
|
|
you replace the dark with black red and
|
|
the black is pure black your hair is
|
|
this but a pure
|
|
black
|
|
your hair is this but a pure black and
|
|
replace the white
|
|
white why does it suddenly go from like
|
|
above it to below what
|
|
what that that confused me
|
|
i was reading as your hair is this the
|
|
headphones
|
|
you also have these but it's over ears
|
|
and those are over yours though
|
|
and noise canceling those are noise
|
|
cancelling though you have a red x over
|
|
your heart
|
|
abilities possibly able to shoot black
|
|
and white head and very head
|
|
hot very head black and red flames
|
|
yes that's my angel does asmr roleplay
|
|
riding coming out
|
|
no no pull you out i want you
|
|
let's see able to shoot razor sharp
|
|
feathers at high speeds
|
|
dark magic teleportation personality
|
|
chill
|
|
nice to an extent smart ass protective
|
|
of friends
|
|
likes
|
|
likes food sweets weed being lazy jokes
|
|
comedy puns
|
|
music hates people trying to ruin his
|
|
mask people trying to kill [ __ ]
|
|
tell me if i confuse with you with
|
|
anything all right yes you confuse me
|
|
very with this what yeah see look it's
|
|
like at the top here your shoes are
|
|
these
|
|
but then we go down here it's from the
|
|
bottom what
|
|
all right i'm back i just had i just had
|
|
to pause for a second after that
|
|
holy [ __ ] let's check out the comments
|
|
how do you know how i act no i don't
|
|
think i will
|
|
the tail can come not the new what
|
|
oh sorry oh here just really strong
|
|
but why dino do you all mean since i
|
|
wouldn't
|
|
bird
|
|
wait wait wait wait wait i'm i'm missing
|
|
something here
|
|
the pestilence i don't i don't know why
|
|
this is
|
|
that must this one must have been edited
|
|
out or something
|
|
oh you are falling from the sky
|
|
your name ah
|
|
hits the ground oof where the [ __ ]
|
|
am i you look around
|
|
i'm looking around in my chair i'm
|
|
looking around in the 180 degrees
|
|
directions that i can
|
|
oh look at there are so many directions
|
|
oh you look around until you see a sign
|
|
saying welcome to hell
|
|
and a city
|
|
oh god oh god this is this is what i was
|
|
looking for
|
|
oh well that's convenient indeed it is
|
|
all right all right so i'm i had to go
|
|
for a minute that's what while i was
|
|
doing that i had some thoughts about
|
|
anyways let's continue you are falling
|
|
hits the ground that's the person
|
|
hitting the ground
|
|
earth where the [ __ ] am i
|
|
you look around until you see a sign
|
|
and a city oh that's convenient
|
|
you walk towards the city once you get
|
|
there you see a massive menacing people
|
|
until your eyes land
|
|
on a person that it doesn't look too
|
|
menacing
|
|
a tall skinny man with black and red
|
|
hair
|
|
you walk up to him and tap on it it's
|
|
no yeah this is definitely supposed to
|
|
if not then oh no you know
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there what can i do for you my fine
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fellow
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where am i you're in hell my scaps
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hello so please don't look at
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them okay no need to learn i get
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|
everyone
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|
i'm gonna show you the help of hell
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all all dialogue in all movies must be
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recorded like that now it is a simple
|
|
law that all dialogue must be recorded
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like this
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i'm gonna wear out my mic very quickly
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|
by doing this
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oh well
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also time for me to complain about the
|
|
plot of dumb fanfiction part two
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or i don't know what part i'm on at this
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point uh
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uh okay so uh i don't get why
|
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people think alistair would do this this
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seems like a very bad idea
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unless there was just a skip to of to a
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of contract of a contract being signed
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with al which i mean even the loud house
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sex
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oh god i hate to say this even the loud
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house ex husband hotel fanfiction got
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that right
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yeah i gotta continue reading that for
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the laughs and giggles i gotta continue
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that series
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you are flying on your bed with your
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eyes closed until
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i don't my bed is kind of filled with
|
|
stuff right this second
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so sadly i can't i can't i can't do my
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classic sound effects for this
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you're lying on your bed listening to
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music with your eyes closed until you
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feel to tap on your shoulder who opens
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your
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eyes to see the radio demons staring at
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i'm going to roam the town you do
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whatever you want
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don't do any work do whatever you want
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do you do
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do you want i think what the [ __ ] oh no
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this is what i call out of gear
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check out number three yeah yeah [ __ ]
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were were bros without our hell
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|
full of 20 what's your smoking anyway oh
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my god
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this is so out of character
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like that's all i have to say this is so
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out of character
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like i can like i mean it's just
|
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fanfiction why am i complaining about
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but i can see just about any other
|
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character doing this but you have to
|
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pick alistar
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the one that makes absolutely no sense
|
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for this
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i mean i didn't have this complaint
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about well
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i hate the fact that i'm saying this
|
|
once more i didn't have this problem
|
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with the loud house x lincoln
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where x has been whatever the [ __ ] it
|
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was fanfic
|
|
i didn't have a problem with that
|
|
because at least it was slightly more in
|
|
character than
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yeah i gotta pause for a second oh god i
|
|
need to stop doing this
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|
okay i'm gonna break back the recording
|
|
like a picture reading
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|
yes he leaves your room and
|
|
closes the door you check the time to
|
|
see it's midday
|
|
i should make myself some food has it
|
|
been confirmed
|
|
that demons actually need food i mean
|
|
i can't really say anything about it
|
|
when i'm not sorting through hundreds of
|
|
hours of podcast to figure out if it's
|
|
boo
|
|
god yeah
|
|
can't do this i i can't i can't
|
|
i can unironically look not not can
|
|
i do unironically listen to angel just
|
|
asmr
|
|
play more than this what the no no this
|
|
no what in fact i
|
|
make more this day is the more i would
|
|
rather make angels just as more role
|
|
please
|
|
i'm just skipping through because smoke
|
|
weed every day
|
|
how funny hello your name let's continue
|
|
we'll find last night's jim bollinger
|
|
failure
|
|
and laster you are the best 666 news
|
|
soon as you said you transferred to a
|
|
hotel what the [ __ ] is this
|
|
okay so apparently there
|
|
was what what is going on here white
|
|
you could have at least slightly more
|
|
context instead of just doing a [ __ ]
|
|
time skip are you that lazy
|
|
time skips are probably one of the worst
|
|
things you could do
|
|
just to skip important context
|
|
so once again i'm not as we know last
|
|
time i'm not just reading the pot
|
|
well as you might notice i don't know if
|
|
that part was in the
|
|
part that i actually recorded or not
|
|
anyways
|
|
it's a rule that i'm not just straight
|
|
up when i reread the pilot's lines
|
|
and last but not least we have your name
|
|
walks up to me
|
|
who is very nice if you get on there
|
|
good side okay
|
|
time for more keyboard head whacking oh
|
|
oh god alastair
|
|
what is this i'm glad you asked as an
|
|
investment for entertainment
|
|
it's going to be very entertaining you
|
|
you what that sounds wrong there's got
|
|
to be a better way to say this
|
|
and laster walks up to a girl and starts
|
|
singing alistair's revised
|
|
you have a dream you're here to tell
|
|
and it's so laughable that hey kid what
|
|
the hell
|
|
cause you're one of a kind oh god voice
|
|
crack
|
|
that's a voice crack if i've ever seen
|
|
it but conveniently
|
|
uh i don't no i'm not singing
|
|
the boom the door blew off the wall
|
|
whoa well well look who's hovering the
|
|
striped freak
|
|
we meet again now mister do i know you
|
|
says as soon as i said i wasn't going to
|
|
oh god here we go here we go here we go
|
|
no
|
|
god i gotta pause for this one this
|
|
one's
|
|
simply fantastic oh god
|
|
god oh god anyways god oh god
|
|
oh god oh god okay okay actually you
|
|
know what i'm i need to go get some
|
|
water in a minute
|
|
i think we're gonna make it through this
|
|
chapter before i have to stop we're
|
|
already at 14 minutes of time
|
|
okay i've had a breather
|
|
oh god this is this is ow
|
|
next time please give me a warning i
|
|
almost came here with my mask off
|
|
because apparently
|
|
you can never take your mask off i guess
|
|
uh hell has covered two
|
|
okay okay i'm almost through the first
|
|
chapter
|
|
this is uh okay it's not actually that
|
|
long for
|
|
what it is like would have been longer
|
|
if there was a time snap
|
|
if there wasn't as much of a time skip
|
|
but
|
|
oh god oh god it's written angle oh i
|
|
had to go
|
|
i'm definitely saying yeah now uh screw
|
|
hey and when did you get here basically
|
|
when you got here oh hey i can show you
|
|
the people i met
|
|
nifty there's no need it gets dr
|
|
gets i guess gets uh
|
|
instantly nat thrown over to the three
|
|
people
|
|
uh hello this is ryan
|
|
hello okay
|
|
okay okay i gotta stop again oh my god
|
|
oh boy here we go i'm not i'm not doing
|
|
character voices for these screw that
|
|
uh well anyone except angel just angle
|
|
excuse me
|
|
angle dust
|
|
hello i'm charlie this is veggie hello
|
|
and this is angle dust i still can't get
|
|
over how blane of a misspelling that is
|
|
i've heard that's what all the geometry
|
|
oh okay that's that's that that's
|
|
okay let me let me warm up my voice for
|
|
this as if it isn't warmed up enough
|
|
oh thank god i finally got an excuse to
|
|
stop
|
|
but we're gonna continue anyways hello
|
|
scary but i think it'll be less scary
|
|
what okay okay again nope nope nope nope
|
|
it's going on the bookmarks for later
|
|
goodbye for now this was 18 minutes of
|
|
</endoftext>
|
|
|
|
<startoftext>
|
|
hello it oh god damn it firefox
|
|
hello and welcome to a new video we are
|
|
i'm actually making a sequel
|
|
for once it's finally happening
|
|
what the hell is going on with the
|
|
wattpad page
|
|
whatever um yes
|
|
so yeah so we are going to continue this
|
|
one specifically
|
|
in hopes of getting through multiple
|
|
chapters today
|
|
to reach the funny and
|
|
all right oh wait wait so you part
|
|
huh so you have wait no no no no i'm
|
|
just here uh
|
|
now you have what so
|
|
part one of something is also part two
|
|
of a previous something
|
|
and then there's a part two of something
|
|
that isn't
|
|
the part three of the previous previous
|
|
something what
|
|
not even i i don't even know if i want
|
|
to bother figuring this out at this
|
|
wait did i actually set when i said my
|
|
uh f9 of course of course all right we
|
|
should
|
|
be back we need our all right so we are
|
|
going to start off
|
|
at chapter two if you get time kind of
|
|
tired
|
|
into a gang war in hell
|
|
with uh many views many comments
|
|
these are the worst part normally and
|
|
do
|
|
whatever that's called votes votes yeah
|
|
yeah but why is there a vote but there's
|
|
no down but what
|
|
why can i share it on tumblr like who
|
|
the hell would want to embed this into
|
|
their web page
|
|
uh anyways as a bomb went off you angel
|
|
dust and a cyclops named cherry bomb
|
|
also as a bomb went up what what bomb is
|
|
there in the pilot
|
|
i should just have a pilot in like
|
|
another workspace
|
|
we're fighting back against a snake
|
|
named serpentis and his army of
|
|
eggs sounds ridiculous out of context
|
|
and is ridiculous in context
|
|
nice uh oh god
|
|
damn i'm gonna have to pull out the
|
|
google translate again because
|
|
because it's funny uh because that would
|
|
be very annoying
|
|
ah it's probably fine uh let's
|
|
see uh hey i'm just gonna use my normal
|
|
hey thanks for the backup angie huh huh
|
|
are you kidding this is the best action
|
|
i've seen in ages
|
|
where are you where have you been anyway
|
|
i thought you went up and died or some
|
|
jerry said oh i wait once again
|
|
directing
|
|
scene from the pilot
|
|
ish we you always gotta throw in some
|
|
some completely different writing from
|
|
the previous ones
|
|
because because because you wouldn't say
|
|
then
|
|
along the way like that really who
|
|
whatever oh i wish i've been staying in
|
|
this crappy hotel on the other side of
|
|
town
|
|
some broads will let me stay run free if
|
|
i play nice
|
|
then along the way i met ian and well
|
|
here he is i accidentally just tipped my
|
|
mic sorry for the ear rape i'm trying to
|
|
avoid ear raping as much
|
|
because that's that's a very sad form of
|
|
comedy not really
|
|
considering i did it for the past like
|
|
three episodes
|
|
all right angel said is he
|
|
lit up and bomb
|
|
inch and handed cherry and tossed it
|
|
over and the three of them cover their
|
|
ears my headphones are on so i can't
|
|
cover my ears sad
|
|
or there my ears are my ears were
|
|
covered
|
|
he's a male i thought he was a female
|
|
and he has breasts like us
|
|
he said oh what is it gonna be our you
|
|
voice now i was watching through some of
|
|
my old videos
|
|
and i found australian x and everyone
|
|
pretty funny
|
|
so we're going to go with the australian
|
|
accent lime angel just gives his idea
|
|
the first damn place
|
|
first damn place what would it be damn
|
|
first place or first damn place i don't
|
|
know i'm not now i'm making fun of
|
|
things
|
|
here we go the bomb blew up and the
|
|
three of them jumped into action
|
|
yeah no no oh all right
|
|
you know no fights no prank you know no
|
|
fights pranks
|
|
problematic language oh it's not mine
|
|
i mean these crazy [ __ ] were no fun
|
|
i've been clean for two weeks
|
|
angel said as you launched an egg up
|
|
i have a empty can of mountain dew to
|
|
launch up but i'm not
|
|
uh angel said as you launched an egg up
|
|
an angel shot it and both of you were
|
|
covered in yolk holy [ __ ]
|
|
jerry said well sure to clean just as
|
|
clean as you can get before you know
|
|
what [ __ ]
|
|
load of bolivian was like i don't think
|
|
that's i mean i don't know the script to
|
|
that either to be honest
|
|
but i don't think that's it either so
|
|
angel said as he
|
|
smashed an egg and
|
|
looked at you and smiled he sort of
|
|
blushed and smiled and looked away
|
|
once again i'm doing outrageous effects
|
|
but none of you can see them because
|
|
i would not dare put a webcam on this
|
|
all right you you supported velocity and
|
|
shine a long way but then a chain was
|
|
about to grab angel
|
|
you grabbed him and you both got slammed
|
|
to the ground with you
|
|
on top of him foreshadowing
|
|
and you both accidentally kissed you
|
|
noticed and pulled back as you were
|
|
blushing but the trains were holding you
|
|
two together it caused you laying on his
|
|
angel said you looked down and blushed
|
|
yeah y'all really a mile
|
|
you asked angel looked at you in
|
|
confusion
|
|
before pinches because he had to you too
|
|
cherry kicked him out of the way see i
|
|
can't
|
|
i somehow yeah i miss kicking a can for
|
|
a second
|
|
probably should get that up in case it
|
|
spills
|
|
all right cherry kicked him out of the
|
|
way
|
|
now that's a funny part for me to
|
|
accidentally yank my headphones out
|
|
alright alright here we go if you angel
|
|
looked at you in confusion before
|
|
pinterest could get to youtube
|
|
cherry kicks him out of the way and he
|
|
snarled your [ __ ] have no class
|
|
and wha the silence remembered is the
|
|
side with the most style
|
|
or the side that isn't dead perhaps
|
|
speaking of style is your hat like alive
|
|
oh well that's none of your goddamn
|
|
business how is it
|
|
pinchus asked it's good it's gonna hurt
|
|
my throat by the end
|
|
yeah hey will that make your hat the top
|
|
and you the bottom
|
|
both angel and terry left and you
|
|
laughed along with him imagine
|
|
laughing at your own jokes don't look at
|
|
vincia said kaneki angel said
|
|
i'm not like that pivot
|
|
pinch yourself apparently i can only do
|
|
the pinch yes voice and quotation marks
|
|
while screaming then felt your ear
|
|
twitched and looked behind you don't be
|
|
white
|
|
a gun was a main angel but you pushed
|
|
him out of the way and got grabbed by
|
|
the arms and legs
|
|
once again can push
|
|
the cannon was pushed let me go get that
|
|
again all right
|
|
well i'll just make sure i'm recording
|
|
yep well now that i've uh just about
|
|
impaled my foot
|
|
with a charger sitting on my floor which
|
|
is pretty cool
|
|
we oh god we're not even halfway through
|
|
is this just going to be the pilot with
|
|
all right you then felt your ear
|
|
twitched and looked behind you
|
|
a gun was aiming at angel but you pushed
|
|
him out of the way which i just did
|
|
and got grabbed by the arms and legs not
|
|
who i meant to get but you do nice my
|
|
little spider boy
|
|
the hell was that voice you got
|
|
confusion before
|
|
you could ask you felt your arms and
|
|
legs being pulled very hard
|
|
before pinches could kill you angel came
|
|
from behind you
|
|
okay okay and knocked him
|
|
i know that's what those 14 comments are
|
|
about
|
|
oh which caused you to fall to the
|
|
ground you you all right angel asked
|
|
somehow he's you said then he extended
|
|
his hand out to you and slowly took it
|
|
and helped you up so what do you think
|
|
you're gonna get in trouble for
|
|
you think you're gonna get in trouble
|
|
for this jerry asked
|
|
and what's one little bra gonna cause
|
|
nothing more than the entire pilot
|
|
oh let's check this out uh def
|
|
uh hmm right uh let's see
|
|
anything anything interesting here
|
|
yeah yeah that's what i figured that's
|
|
what i've seen
|
|
don't need to click on you uh is that is
|
|
it okay apparently that's
|
|
just the next part so we it's very
|
|
possible we will make it
|
|
oh yeah we're definitely gonna make it
|
|
to the funnies uh i'm debating
|
|
just skipping past some of the pilot
|
|
stuff because pilot stuff is
|
|
boring considering i've already watched
|
|
and anyone who's watching this has most
|
|
we're just gonna we're just gonna we're
|
|
just gonna speed talk after that i'll
|
|
even enjoy and love my heading somewhere
|
|
two girls named charlie turns up hell
|
|
and baggy we're watching to play with
|
|
the window as we said just leave for me
|
|
angel just you sharing them and
|
|
regularly what what
|
|
what are you what what what were you
|
|
doing angela
|
|
say i owe my gold buddy a solid isn't
|
|
that a redeeming quality
|
|
helping friends with stuff not with turf
|
|
wars ending on in the up on territorial
|
|
genocide and
|
|
he said yeah you win some you lose a few
|
|
hundred
|
|
wasn't that bad anyway angel angel says
|
|
he [ __ ] play with the window again
|
|
maggie threw a dagger at the window
|
|
once again i have a can throw this skin
|
|
is coming real
|
|
wow i gotta go grab the can believe it
|
|
or not all right we're back
|
|
uh do some epics but all right we're
|
|
uh okay we still have the headphones
|
|
we're not one we haven't
|
|
lost mike audio just yet
|
|
all right all right let's see is there
|
|
uh harlequin
|
|
oh yeah that's totally what they say
|
|
yeah yeah yeah that there's a script
|
|
although admittedly this is more funny
|
|
oh god yep all right yeah what what what
|
|
would i
|
|
expect uh also i checked the other one
|
|
that i said
|
|
i remember having some weird content it
|
|
did not have the weird content
|
|
all right all right okay well is there
|
|
all right sorry
|
|
all right uh i would like to quote from
|
|
the last episode of this
|
|
arrival angel onions fun time
|
|
which uh okay i might i might just get
|
|
uh am i making an extension that
|
|
replaces any occurrence of the word
|
|
lemon with sex
|
|
because that's funny and then and then
|
|
i'll publish it on the mozilla
|
|
extensions
|
|
store all right when the limo came to a
|
|
stop you got out and how the door held
|
|
the door opened for others
|
|
ten out of ten ow an angel whispered
|
|
wish for
|
|
rush whispered something to you when he
|
|
angel angel says he kissed your nose and
|
|
walked away you blushed
|
|
deeply off to them is he gay
|
|
that had to be the reason why he was so
|
|
attracted to me
|
|
congrats you figured it out
|
|
you then follow the others inside the
|
|
hotel looked around when he did he
|
|
watched his
|
|
angel walked outside with sad face on
|
|
her you wondered why
|
|
are we just gonna like stop time for a
|
|
minute to let the sex happen
|
|
i mean that's the only thing i can think
|
|
that they can do because
|
|
the walking outside would mean that the
|
|
phone call with uh the mom
|
|
and that would mean alastair would be
|
|
like on the way
|
|
so unless they just oh also
|
|
just noticed 69 comments nice i'm gonna
|
|
ruin the 69 comments
|
|
real quick all right you follow the
|
|
others inside the hotel looked around
|
|
sigh
|
|
yeah sorry yeah that was my brother
|
|
standing in the hallway ignore me
|
|
and anyways yeah yeah
|
|
all right i'll be right back oh [ __ ] i
|
|
guess i have to read now don't i
|
|
uh let's see when the loma oh we already
|
|
wear that first paragraph
|
|
hotel and looked around as you did you
|
|
watched as charlie with his hat walked
|
|
outside with a sad face on her
|
|
you wonder why so you went to ask greggy
|
|
hey
|
|
can i talk to you about something it's
|
|
not it's not australian anymore that's
|
|
past australian that's wacko
|
|
uh like what without charlie do you know
|
|
what's wrong
|
|
do you know what's wrong do you know
|
|
yeah you know what's wrong with her
|
|
why would i laugh at it there's no
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there's what's there to laugh at
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psy fine she is sad because of you and
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that son
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of a [ __ ] baggy said as he should and
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walked
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up to your face and pointed an angel
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what what the
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way dave you asked thank thanks to you
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too
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noah no the hotel roaring right now is
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the laughing stock
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no one's won't gonna come here now the
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stock prices
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okay okay what exactly is this place yes
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psy it's the happy hotel home for souls
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that want to be redeemed
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your ears perked up and looked at him
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wait what did you say redeemed there's a
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you asked she thinks so but not everyone
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like you and potentially angel or
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potentially you
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an angel okay are you kidding i'm not
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that type of guy
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you said you're right no i mean it look
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i can't survive out here
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i couldn't survive two days without
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shelter food or water
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are you honest 100
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listen um sorry for making this place a
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laughingstock i didn't maintain
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well sorry it's not going to cut it
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anymore so take your god's name
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sympathetic emotions and leave me alone
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to think
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please you looked at her in fear and
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felt your body
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shake and fear that's how that was
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program works
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i really don't want to be on her bad
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side so it might be best to back off
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as you backed away from her you felt
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something free behind you
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you looked up to the angel angel
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um relax well relax says yes to me
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angel said i'm sorry it's just that
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aggie scares me so much i don't know how
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you handle it
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you said i have weights you don't
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understand
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hey can i ask you something anything my
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little schnuck comes one
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why am i saying this angel says he
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pinched your nose
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you blushed again
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okay what do you keep calling me
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schnookums you asked
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blushing because your show devilishly
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handsome and goddamn attractive i just
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can't take my eyes off you
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angel said as he approached you in a
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sassy female what
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you tried to remain calm but he
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approached you you couldn't control
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once again not even halfway through the
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okay okay that's way too close
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not enough schnook comments
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seriously what is wrong with you oh yeah
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guy
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you asked angel chuckled no
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hell you know how do you know
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angel asked uh lucky lucky yes right
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right are you a guy
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he you asked nervously you tell me
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angel said as he moved closer to you you
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blush
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so much man you just a blushing mess
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aren't you you get easily embarrassed
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angel asked look look i don't know what
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i did until i attracted it to me
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but whatever it is mind telling me
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you asked angel thought about it and
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looked around oh god i got an email
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i probably should check i probably
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should check that and i should also make
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sure my headphones aren't falling off
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damn you hiroku all right we're back
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all right all right where will where are
|
|
let me do this in my room don't want to
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attract on
|
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a track unwanted attention attract
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said as he walked away you knew exactly
|
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where this was going i mean yeah it's in
|
|
the title so we knew it too
|
|
uh am i going to get demonetized for
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|
this is my channel going to be on a hit
|
|
list
|
|
yeah my channel is probably going to be
|
|
on the hit list after this one
|
|
uh how about we do this in my room no
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|
you know exactly where this guy well i
|
|
know i got okay i'm not going with you
|
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why should i you asked because maybe a
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|
dick oh
|
|
[ __ ] wrong boys maybe because he a dick
|
|
says otherwise
|
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angel asked as he pointed at your dick
|
|
the very explicit you looked and noticed
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|
your bulge
|
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meaning your dick was hard yeah that's
|
|
kind of obvious because i mean people
|
|
are two people too young to understand
|
|
you got so embarrassed and tried to help
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|
damn it when did i get excited about a
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|
male
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|
you thought what what are you talking
|
|
about i don't know what you're
|
|
well know what you're talking about you
|
|
lion then then what
|
|
[ __ ] voice and then why are you
|
|
trying to hide yourself angel
|
|
asked i'm not eolide
|
|
angels gave us full beans looking good
|
|
and handling okay maybe i
|
|
oh no oh god all right uh
|
|
part uh part one part two the classic
|
|
thing that i complain about
|
|
because i'm feeling hard as well you
|
|
know why
|
|
because i can't resist how sexy you are
|
|
yeah what the hell was that angel says
|
|
he walked up to
|
|
you and held your hands and lower and
|
|
his lower hands
|
|
angel i can't i've never done this
|
|
before especially with a male
|
|
you said don't worry i can teach you the
|
|
basics for now let's get ourselves up to
|
|
my room and
|
|
fully motivated he's angel says he
|
|
pulled you up with him to his room
|
|
looks like it's going to be one hell of
|
|
a hell of a
|
|
oh my might leave you off on a
|
|
cliffhanger because we're uh
|
|
oh [ __ ] bro this comment may be
|
|
offensive
|
|
me one phone all right we're back uh i
|
|
had to go do real life things don't just
|
|
answer the phone and but now we're back
|
|
so we're gonna go through some comments
|
|
for this because i want to prolong
|
|
before reading this as long as possible
|
|
we have some of the classics uh a
|
|
all right is there anything interesting
|
|
ah or ah it's all boring let's go to
|
|
part two and immediately open a new tab
|
|
when you and angel went into his room
|
|
you looked around
|
|
inside oh boy i am not ready for this
|
|
you said don't worry you'll get used to
|
|
angel said so how long have you been gay
|
|
that's not how it works
|
|
you asked i'm not sure i think it was
|
|
when i
|
|
performed in front of everybody they
|
|
were dating at me and i
|
|
couldn't resist me i am irresistible
|
|
babe
|
|
angel said right what is it about you
|
|
the interest mail
|
|
angel or what is it that made it
|
|
you asked you suddenly felt very arms
|
|
wrapped around your waist
|
|
can you feel further preferring yourself
|
|
because because let me just pop this
|
|
open a new tab here we are supposed to
|
|
be a spider demon because i think yeah i
|
|
complained about
|
|
spider d uh playing about b
|
|
you look back and realized he was fully
|
|
nude
|
|
you almost freaked out and blushed hard
|
|
but he blushed hard no you don't
|
|
yeah yeah you blush off you you flush
|
|
hard
|
|
and you flop and you flush concrete
|
|
uh but he rested his hands on your
|
|
shoulders and started rubbing
|
|
you felt calm and pleasure attention
|
|
faded
|
|
wow you're good at this you said thanks
|
|
practiced with the other people angel
|
|
and you got me i was a holy life year
|
|
what was until i first lay my eyes on
|
|
news now comes not
|
|
my headphone cord just has been loving
|
|
ripping out today
|
|
so i made it so huh so you noticed your
|
|
banner before you
|
|
fell asleep in the limo yeah star or
|
|
i'm a porn star actually i do these
|
|
things sometimes for fun sometimes for
|
|
business but for now
|
|
i'm free free to be with you
|
|
angel says you whispered into your ear
|
|
it tickled your body
|
|
shook he said all right
|
|
i'll do this if it makes you happy
|
|
please just get ready on me
|
|
you pleaded as as you wish
|
|
i can teach you if you would like me to
|
|
angel says you want to lie down in his
|
|
i'm not lying down on my bed
|
|
please do you said as you had to say to
|
|
follow them
|
|
why so hesitant i don't bite
|
|
unless i get paid that much not actually
|
|
in the script
|
|
just something that would probably make
|
|
sense uh sorry
|
|
no this don't worry i won't do this to
|
|
i'd rather be the one getting [ __ ] by
|
|
you all the time
|
|
oh i called it i know there was
|
|
something in the last
|
|
one or two chapters without uh with uh
|
|
some some top and bottom oh yeah uh
|
|
what's it what's
|
|
wiper tat yin was on the top
|
|
of the chain thing that pulled them uh
|
|
and so i called it that he would he
|
|
could possibly end up being the top
|
|
he is a top why the [ __ ] am i saying
|
|
uh all right all right
|
|
all right okay that makes me feel
|
|
somewhat better angels you said
|
|
wait first remove a few [ __ ]
|
|
right voices remove a few things for me
|
|
angel said you got confused but angel
|
|
you look down and realize what he meant
|
|
now and blushed
|
|
it's very good thing you can't see my
|
|
face currently
|
|
uh angela i i can't do this i'm so
|
|
nervous
|
|
you said as you covered yourself you
|
|
want me to help you out
|
|
i have ways to help calm people down
|
|
before they do this
|
|
angel insisted oh all right
|
|
you said how [ __ ] now i can't not get
|
|
sacked
|
|
all right i'm back oh [ __ ] i forgot x
|
|
out of this chord
|
|
uh you then lie down on angel
|
|
hold it top uh and the other and he did
|
|
the rest by rubbing on your fur which
|
|
made you
|
|
for some reason god damn it here right
|
|
it's only this one time i promise
|
|
wow i didn't know you can purr angel
|
|
said i'm not even gonna bother
|
|
says the node and the nose fighter and
|
|
give it how the [ __ ] do you know that
|
|
name
|
|
uh they compare like me uh you said
|
|
tray
|
|
what the [ __ ] okay i don't like it just
|
|
can't do it that anymore
|
|
that trail angel said he then felt calm
|
|
as you were about to take off your
|
|
clothes but you felt nervous as angel
|
|
dogs in the background apparently they
|
|
angel they am i'm not looking at me he
|
|
blushing he's in chocolate just watching
|
|
your strip gets me excited
|
|
you have no idea how long i waited
|
|
waited for this like
|
|
you met them this day you
|
|
once again very quick advancement i
|
|
believe it's called uh
|
|
i'm not quite brushed up on my urban
|
|
urban dictionary
|
|
so all right here we go after a while
|
|
getting
|
|
fully undressed angel got on top of you
|
|
and looked it okay okay
|
|
i'm wrong uh who knows switch
|
|
all right all right yes for you
|
|
you said nervously after a while getting
|
|
fully undressed
|
|
angel got on top of you and looked at
|
|
your dick i'll start this off
|
|
this way you can get the hang of the
|
|
feel and trust me it'll feel like
|
|
nothing you ever felt in your life
|
|
angel said alright i trust you
|
|
don't make me regret it you said
|
|
but the feeling was so good and you
|
|
guessed it back oh god oh no no
|
|
okay okay okay over here we're so first
|
|
third person we're seeing and that
|
|
everyone's fun
|
|
i've learned this in school before a
|
|
third person omnipotent
|
|
yeah third person we're in third person
|
|
omnipotent apparently
|
|
because we are seeing both of their
|
|
faults
|
|
thoughts side by side ish
|
|
okay pause for a second but where were
|
|
we recording yep oh we're 31 minutes in
|
|
um might pull a 35er
|
|
just so i can finish this and then we'll
|
|
leave you on a cliffhanger for angel
|
|
dust history part two
|
|
because this name still confuses me
|
|
all right here we go we're on this
|
|
paragraph i believe
|
|
it's about damn time you're finally
|
|
angel thought why am i doing this just
|
|
my god here i feel so good
|
|
okay let's film kiss in the mail you
|
|
angel then brought your dick hardened
|
|
and smirked
|
|
you're really that excited to be with me
|
|
that much huh what
|
|
you asked you looked and blushed hard
|
|
hey man am i not ready for this yeah
|
|
especially considering you have another
|
|
good half of the page left to go
|
|
oh [ __ ]
|
|
relax you'll be all right angel said
|
|
comforting you he then
|
|
why does it feel so good when it feels
|
|
looks so wrong
|
|
welcome to hell my little edie should
|
|
not come
|
|
angel says he pinched your nose he needs
|
|
to be digging juggled
|
|
you smell so good angel said you get
|
|
confused as why he said that but as soon
|
|
as you're about to talk
|
|
you closed your mouth to prevent you
|
|
from yelling and pleasure as you felt
|
|
something wet wrapped around you
|
|
you look to see angel
|
|
all right how much do i want this to be
|
|
monetized eventually
|
|
i mean i'm probably already demonetized
|
|
anyway but i don't want to go full out
|
|
slight monetization yeah we can do some
|
|
slight we got slight monetization
|
|
normal monetization and heavy
|
|
monetization
|
|
all the companies aiming for heavy
|
|
monetization i'm
|
|
aiming for slight monetization you can't
|
|
see my hand motions they make this
|
|
point far better so we might try doing
|
|
uh who am i kidding you look to see
|
|
angel sucking your dick and moaned
|
|
well he had a [ __ ] voice wow your
|
|
dick tasted so much better than i
|
|
i think i might have just found my
|
|
[ __ ] [ __ ]
|
|
angel said well i'm glad you pleased
|
|
angel
|
|
i am so pleased to do this since oh
|
|
this is happening yes you've been
|
|
waiting for this huh
|
|
you asked as you rooted your teeth while
|
|
he was sucking you
|
|
we we now that was like three voices in
|
|
one
|
|
angel what do you keep calling me
|
|
snookums it's not my name
|
|
angelson well to me it is i gotta say
|
|
you look
|
|
so handsome and charming up close
|
|
and your juicy dick tastes so good than
|
|
how i imagined it to be
|
|
and the little said flattered what else
|
|
is there
|
|
you asked this he then stood up and
|
|
slowly lowered down onto your dick and
|
|
inserted it into him
|
|
both of you grunted in pleasure and
|
|
tried to hold on your moons
|
|
jeez won't be for about doing anything
|
|
you said okay
|
|
i can't don't want to spoil the surprise
|
|
angel said he then started to move up
|
|
and down on your dick
|
|
and you tried to hold in the morning so
|
|
no one knows what's going on we already
|
|
moaned earlier so it's too late for that
|
|
how much longer do we have to go
|
|
holy [ __ ] at least it's not too long
|
|
the feeling is mutual honestly yeah you
|
|
can't sound honest in an australian
|
|
accent it's just impossible
|
|
oh he's mine anyways you said angel
|
|
chuckled him back to your face and
|
|
kissed you and you kissed back he then
|
|
continued to move and he felt an
|
|
uprising pressure on your dick
|
|
what oh god damn it stop interrupting me
|
|
emails
|
|
who cares steam i think that that pause
|
|
no well there goes the communication
|
|
three minutes left there okay
|
|
no i this will take a lot shorter than
|
|
three minutes unless it's predicting the
|
|
amount of time i'm talking around it and
|
|
which is yeah probably three minutes
|
|
angel if you'll rise in something up
|
|
you said it as you wanted yeah dick is
|
|
about to release some white
|
|
light hot liquid seeds
|
|
angel said as you are about to question
|
|
is your about to question let me feel
|
|
you dick release something inside of
|
|
angel dust i love that how old is he
|
|
before i immediately turn away
|
|
uh okay no age good
|
|
they they thought that far in advance
|
|
i love that feeling inside of me
|
|
angel says he slowed off her music oh
|
|
man that felt good i
|
|
guess yes yes you are you're not paying
|
|
any attention
|
|
um whenever you're ready for round two
|
|
snookum love you ready just say the word
|
|
in the last all right oh yes you said
|
|
then stood up and watched angel got his
|
|
clothes back on
|
|
enjoying the show and
|
|
enjoying the show pelvic
|
|
uh yeah you don't mind right it's only
|
|
fair said you watched me get fully
|
|
undressed
|
|
you pointed out fair enough angel said
|
|
he then walked to you and kissed you one
|
|
more time everyone left the room he
|
|
looked back and smiled as he wrote to
|
|
uh you know you just put that and you
|
|
can use that picture
|
|
uh does it
|
|
no he's the first person that i [ __ ]
|
|
in ever and never yes
|
|
i'll tell when i finally commit to my
|
|
feelings not sure if i really love you
|
|
fully
|
|
but if i do i'll let you know for sure
|
|
and i hope you love me as well
|
|
uh you ever heard everything in his head
|
|
and watching that singling
|
|
my favorite my favorite flag of love
|
|
[ __ ] i guess i'm in love now uh
|
|
oh boy you said as you rubbed your head
|
|
and blossom's wild
|
|
if there will have just happened i think
|
|
i'm in love with you angel baby
|
|
uh what did that have anything to do
|
|
with history apart from the last like
|
|
of course okay i think i'm done we do
|
|
have to look at the
|
|
uh 70 comments ah damn so close to 69.
|
|
wait are those are those real stories
|
|
it it's not how being
|
|
finally someone agrees with me that's
|
|
that's not how that works you don't just
|
|
say hey my yeah i'm straight but uh [ __ ]
|
|
i just [ __ ] someone i'll get some guy
|
|
immediately immediately for that comment
|
|
you see
|
|
secondly isn't that just what the
|
|
definition
|
|
why am i erect and i'm a guy am i that
|
|
perverted
|
|
i see people here are going through
|
|
puberty
|
|
that's all i have to say about this that
|
|
some of these comments
|
|
inherently represent me when going
|
|
all right so we are gonna end this here
|
|
you get
|
|
the first two paragraphs as a teaser but
|
|
so anyways this has been part two
|
|
we finally did it so uh have a good day
|
|
i guess and uh
|
|
whoo you're falling into my channel okay
|
|
bye
|
|
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